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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 7:28am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 8:37am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 3:56am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 7:01am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 6:50am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 5:24am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:59am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 1:55pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 9:59am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:32pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:06am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:08am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:17am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:28am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:53am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 9:50am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 4:16am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 6:24am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 2:15pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:17am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:17am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:17am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 12:14am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:08am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:56am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 8:20am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:05am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:05am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:40am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 10:14am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 10:17am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:06am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:55am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:12am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 7:53am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 6:56am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:28am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 6:24am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:23am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 9:50am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 6:19am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:24am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 6:11am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:52am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 4:57am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 7:23am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 7:52am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:20am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 7:49am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 5:21am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:36am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 3:56am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 7:13am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:49am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 6:56am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 2:08am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 8:24am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 2:45am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 6:59am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:17am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 10:38pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:08am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:14am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:52am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 4:39am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 6:36am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:45am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:04am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 8:19am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:10am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:13am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:08am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 6:11am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:24am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:08am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:34am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:34am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:25am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:26am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:26am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:49am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:27am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:34am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 8:33am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 8:21am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 3:20am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 5:05am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 6:50am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 3:05am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 9:59am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 8:31am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 10:18am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 3:42pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 4:27am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 4:46am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 5:19am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 5:38am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 7:25am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:07am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 6:24am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:25am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:59am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 6:11am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:24am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:08am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:33pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:25am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 5:26am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 7:23am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:17am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:49am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:56am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 3:26pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:02am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 10:03am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 2:14pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 6:19am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:51am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 7:11am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:49am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:49am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 7:29am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 4:49pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 6:37am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:17am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:14am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:14am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:54pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:09am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 7:22am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:14am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 3:49pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 5:03pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:07am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:48am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:51am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:52am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:30am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:17am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 5:06am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 11:24am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 5:25am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 3:39am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:27am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:38am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:38am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:38am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 2:42am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 5:26am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 7:22am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:44am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:53pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 11:49am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 2:17pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:09am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 5:19am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 7:59am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:26am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 11:04pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 5:02pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:04am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:42am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:02am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:27am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 8:31am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:32pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 5:31pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 4:15am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 4:58am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 7:52am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 5:07am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 6:37am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:25am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 11:46am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:13am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 5:26am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 8:44am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 12:17am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 2:42am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 5:26am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 7:22am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:44am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 3:00pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:33am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:05am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 10:57am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:11am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:39am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:30am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 9:54am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:23am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 9:10am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 11:47am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 4:53pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:32am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:20am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:04pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:27am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:48am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:52pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 2:49pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 3:00pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:46am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 8:07am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 11:29am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:06pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:49am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:52am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 6:21am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:10am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:05pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:07am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 2:59pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:02pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 8:24am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 10:38pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:15am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:59am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 9:00am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 9:00am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:44am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:44am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:18am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 6:21am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 10:39pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:46am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 5:26am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:32am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:48am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 11:49am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 5:03pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:51am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:39am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:46am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:06pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:44am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 3:21am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 8:07am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 10:01am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:39pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:08pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:42am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 8:20am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 11:28am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 10:28am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:42am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 8:48am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 2:59pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 2:33pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:09pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:21am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 1:20am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 5:18am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 4:21am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:02pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:23am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 11:29am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:51am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:44am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 3:21am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:49am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:04pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:17pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:01pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:35pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 1:10pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:32pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:10pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:20am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 12:18am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:53pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 5:50am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 5:50am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:43pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:43pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 1:10pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:22pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:26am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 8:33am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 11:57am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 May @ 8:11am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 3:52am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 11:25am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:54pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 5:57am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:33am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:21am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:26am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:06pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 May @ 8:58am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 3:01pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 2:41pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 2:50am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 2:03am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 11:24am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 6:59am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 3:13pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 6:47am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 6:47am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:42am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:32am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:04pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:21pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:45pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 4:24am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 11:31am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:27pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 5:25am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:08pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:21am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:21am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 4:05am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 4:42am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 5:26am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 4:02pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:19pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:42pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 1:02am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 2:50am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 5:46am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 11:06am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 4:24am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 3:16am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 2:41am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 9:04am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:05am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:22pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 4:36am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 4:36am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 11:33am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 9:11am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:57am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:04pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:13am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:44am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:15am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 6:01pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 5:26am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:41am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:51am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:08am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:24am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:04am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 12:14am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 4:39am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 5:24am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 5:45am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 11:17pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 May @ 6:47am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:11pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 5:16am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 7:52am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 10:53pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 3:20am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:39pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:58pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 4:05am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 4:43am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:41am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:15pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:02pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 10:26am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:07pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 1:10pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:20am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:20am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:21am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 2:52am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 4:43am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 4:43am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 4:46am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 11:06am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:41am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 4:24am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:36am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:14am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:21am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 11:32am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 10:55am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 8:00am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:56pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 4:02pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:03am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:04am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 11:03pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 4:36am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 4:29am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:52am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 3:20am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:21am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 1:20am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 5:18am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 4:21am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:06am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 10:50pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:19pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:15am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 3:52am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 6:02pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 1:46am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 2:52am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 8:47am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 11:45am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 4:21am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:36am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 3:11am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:52am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:04am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 4:27am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 10:50pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 8:47am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:48pm



Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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