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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:39am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 3:20am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:50am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:03am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:04am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:37am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:54am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:00am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 1:38am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:49pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 4:19am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 11:55am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:11am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:02am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:10am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:17am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:32am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 10:58pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 1:04am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:35am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:12am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:10am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 4:17am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:16am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:39am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:44am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 2:17am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:45am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 10:21am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:34am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:57am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 5:06am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 3:35am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:33am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 4:17am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 6:31am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:00am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 9:04am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:51am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:11am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:26am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:59am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 23 May @ 9:28pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 4:04am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:58am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 4:30am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 10:54am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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