Najk here!
No brain, pure pain, Demo' main
There's 2 kilograms of pure cocaine in my bloodstream (sick duck btw )
Stop Mindless Self Indulgence and move yo ass. But first, lets crack some tea baybee
In a desperate need of BLACKBERRY JUICE while I hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber (addicted to halvah)

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Everyone knows Mario is cool as ♥♥♥♥.
But who knows what he’s thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said “Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.” Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating “Let’s-a go!” Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.


I am THE SON of GAWD, I was sent down by my FAATHEER to LEAD his FLOCK to paradise, to ATONE for THE SINS of Adam and Eve in the gaarden. I am of one flesh with THE DIVINE and of the lineage of Abraham. I will bring forth a new age AND A NEW COVENANT SHALL BE MY LEGACY. I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHER'S NAME. AMEN.
Get ready to recieve some Holy Spirit.






Also, the ultimate woman.. IS A MAN