Sponsored by: Doritos, Mountain Dew, and The entire state of Colorado.
Official Leader of Optic Gaming, FaZe, Killerfish, Complexity, and The Knights of The Nine
Official member of The Scuba Squad
Founder of the Helen Keller School of Driving
Ended Bo Jackson's career by pulling on his shoestring
Achieved Level 69 on Steam on the 3rd of June 2015



Get high to the Happy Days Theme Song

Create a religion based on my actions in life

Send all gays back into the firery depths of San Francisco

Become the real Flash Gordon

Go back in time to 2015

Beat Stephen Hawking in a staring contest

Beat Anne Frank in a hide & Go Seek game

Find out if Shaq really knows Buick

Prove Soylent Green is people

Supply the people of Ferguson with gasoline

Become Champion of the ThunderDome

Learn The Pros and Cons of Hitch Hiking

CPU: Custom 4-boards @ 8MHz
RAM: 4KB
Display: 32 character LED
Optional thermal printer
Storage: Built-in cassette drive
Ports: Printer, ROM and I/O
OS: 'BASIC Plus' in ROM


Anyone ever tell you your mummy dresses you funny?

If your Steam level is higher than 12323409 then you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm talking about you Palmdesert

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/575/501/fa8.gif - ARE YA WINNIN SON?!

"That's our boat......
Well men... All set?"

"I AM A MASTER DIVER"

"Don't condescend me, man. I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥' kill ya, man."

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