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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 6:55am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 7:39am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 7:38am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 9:55pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 9:30am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2020 @ 5:25am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 7:47am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 10:11am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 12:00pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2014 @ 8:11am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2014 @ 10:05am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 12:53am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 3:10am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2015 @ 5:33am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 1:38am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 9:46am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2020 @ 7:38pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 2:02am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2020 @ 7:46am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2020 @ 7:38pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 11:49am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2015 @ 11:00am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2015 @ 4:54am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2014 @ 10:05am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2015 @ 10:51am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2015 @ 11:39am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 12:37pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 3:03am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2015 @ 10:45am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 8:22am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2014 @ 7:38am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 3:07am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 7:32am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 7:40am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2014 @ 7:18am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 7:40am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2015 @ 7:30am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2020 @ 4:54am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2015 @ 6:07am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2015 @ 11:22am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 4:49am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 9:31am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 7:57am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 10:01pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 6:55am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 12:35pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 6:55am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 3:43am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 12:27pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2015 @ 8:56am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2015 @ 7:32am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2015 @ 6:49am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 12:09am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 3:41am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 10:02pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 4:56am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 10:33am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2014 @ 10:13am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 4:31am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 5:48am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2020 @ 7:46pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 3:11am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 9:41pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 6:22am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 7:39am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 5:20am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 1:52am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 9:27pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 7:29am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 7:37am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2020 @ 7:51am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2020 @ 8:27am



Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
1,005 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
10 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+4

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