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Odemčeno 72 z 89 (81 %) achievementů:
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 6.55

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 7.39

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 7.38

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odemčeno 6. čvn. 2020 v 21.55

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 9.30

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Odemčeno 2. srp. 2020 v 5.25

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 7.47

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 10.11

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 12.00

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odemčeno 3. led. 2014 v 8.11

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odemčeno 3. led. 2014 v 10.05

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odemčeno 4. led. 2014 v 0.53

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odemčeno 4. led. 2014 v 3.10

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odemčeno 12. led. 2015 v 5.33

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odemčeno 4. led. 2014 v 1.38

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 9.46

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Odemčeno 31. čvc. 2020 v 19.38

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odemčeno 4. led. 2014 v 2.02

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odemčeno 2. čvn. 2020 v 7.46

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Odemčeno 31. čvc. 2020 v 19.38

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 11.49

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odemčeno 5. led. 2015 v 11.00

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odemčeno 12. led. 2015 v 4.54

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odemčeno 3. led. 2014 v 10.05

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odemčeno 6. led. 2015 v 10.51

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odemčeno 5. led. 2015 v 11.39

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 12.37

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odemčeno 4. led. 2014 v 3.03

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Odemčeno 12. led. 2015 v 10.45

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 4. led. 2014 v 8.22

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odemčeno 3. led. 2014 v 7.38

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odemčeno 4. led. 2014 v 3.07

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 7.32

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 7.40

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odemčeno 3. led. 2014 v 7.18

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 7.40

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odemčeno 12. led. 2015 v 7.30

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odemčeno 2. srp. 2020 v 4.54

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 12. led. 2015 v 6.07

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Odemčeno 5. led. 2015 v 11.22

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odemčeno 1. srp. 2020 v 4.49

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 9.31

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 4. led. 2014 v 7.57

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odemčeno 6. čvn. 2020 v 22.01

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 6.55

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 12.35

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 6.55

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 4. led. 2014 v 3.43

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 12.27

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Odemčeno 12. led. 2015 v 8.56

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Odemčeno 12. led. 2015 v 7.32

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odemčeno 12. led. 2015 v 6.49

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odemčeno 4. led. 2014 v 0.09

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odemčeno 4. led. 2014 v 3.41

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odemčeno 6. čvn. 2020 v 22.02

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Odemčeno 1. srp. 2020 v 4.56

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 10.33

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odemčeno 2. led. 2014 v 10.13

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Odemčeno 1. srp. 2020 v 4.31

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Odemčeno 1. srp. 2020 v 5.48

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Odemčeno 31. čvc. 2020 v 19.46

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odemčeno 4. led. 2014 v 3.11

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 21.41

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 6.22

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odemčeno 20. dub. 2015 v 7.39

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odemčeno 21. dub. 2015 v 5.20

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Odemčeno 25. dub. 2015 v 1.52

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 21.27

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odemčeno 20. dub. 2015 v 7.29

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Odemčeno 20. dub. 2015 v 7.37

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odemčeno 2. čvn. 2020 v 7.51

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Odemčeno 30. čvc. 2020 v 8.27



Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
1,005 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
10 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+4

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