Recent reviews by murfz

batlebit

I've experienced scripting in this game that isn't dissimilar to GCSE drama. I've watched paint dry with more enthusiasm. My paraplegic 90 rated attackers stand and watch like they're sharing four brain cells and two of them are borrowed from care homes. I would genuinely rather drag my cherubs along chernobyl's floors with Susan Boyle's colostomy bag surgically attached to my mouth than partake in another game made by electronic farts. The hatred I have for this prison cell of a video game is astronomically large. If this game had a scent, it would be of dead kittens and hot tarmac. If Stephen Hawking had stood up once in his final years, it would have been to turn this game off. FIFA points are the modern equivalent of the slave trade, and are a numerical measure of how mentally challenged you might be. If I could describe the most hideous historical event ever, it would be EAFC. I do like the new playstyles though.

a video game should never ever ever install anything at the kernel level
find another way to stop cheaters.

edit:
nearly 200 hours in now and this game has had a significant impact on my mental health !!!!!!
buy if you hate yourself

this game has realistic horse balls physics
need i say more?

Just like in the first game, F5 and F9 will be your best friends.

F5 and F9 are your best friends in this game.

first time playing rust:

wakes up naked on a beach
sees another naked person sleeping
beats them to death with a rock
takes 2 steps
shot by a 6 yr old

wakes up on beach
gathers wood and rock
builds a base
bear appears outta nowhere
gets eaten by the bear

wakes up on beach
builds a secure base
spends hours building it
dies from hunger coz all the animals noclip through the ******* mountains

11/10 would wake up on beach again

Got this today and couldn't stop playing it. Very nostalgic - I would recommend using DarkXL for better performance.