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fr tho ggs strong billy d(''d)
One day a few weeks later Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis in the potato slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the potato slicer?"
"Oh... she got fired too."
~By Donald J Pump
He waddled to his bedroom as he squeezed his cheeks to grip, but with a wayward toot, he felt the DS start to slip.
He tried his best to hold it, like he never had before - But then he farted loudly and his DS hit the floor.
His mother stood in horror after witnessing his trick - She quickly told his dad, who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beat him with a stick.
He rubbed his eyes and peered around, beheld the awesome sight - Of temples, waterfalls and steeds that soared above in flight.
He looked before him and beheld a panicked, screaming crowd - He heard them yelling, "Zeus is coming!" all together, loud.
But Bob was mystified, confused, in shock of what he saw - He stood there with his jaw agape in flabbergasted awe.
He looked upon the marble steps and buildings made of stone - The vines that wrapped around the architecture overgrown.
But then he heard a voice that said, "Bend over." rather crass - Bob turned to see that it was Zeus, who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ him in the ass.
But when a question came of balls and which are used to play, Bob and family couldn't get an answer right that day,
His father answered, "Beach ball." and his mother answered, "Pool." - Their answers had them feeling flush, each one looked like a fool,
Bob had the chance to save but his own answer was absurd - He yelled out, "Testicle!" and Harvey laughed as he said, "Word?"
The buzzer sounded loudly and the round was over, lost - Bob's foolish answer came at such a large and dire cost,
His father looked to him and said, "You stupid little prick!" - He then took Bob outside and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beat him with a stick.
Everyone got extremely quiet, but this military man ( who was actually Louis Mountbatten btw) knew morse code and translated for us. Thats when my kid used morse code to say to the boss " Thou shalt not muzzle the ox when he treadeth out the corn " everybody applauded and the store owner gave us free coffee for a year because of the good business advice. The lady thanked us and told us she would name her firstborn fetus after our kid. And everybody clapped a second time. The end.
:DDDD
Post this on the walls of the prettiest people you know...
If you get at least one back, then good job.
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