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+rep strong gamer! super fun match

who ♥♥♥♥ in your cheerios? tell me and i'll ♥♥♥♥ in theirs for you
fr tho ggs strong billy d(''d)

+rep strong huntress, enjoyed the chases <3

+rep a great survivor

+rep, this guy knows how to use soldier

I want to ♥♥♥♥ the Steam sale yeti

Stfu liberal 😡 ♥♥♥ 💦💦 is only 👨 stored for 👌 74 days before they 🙍 die ☠️ and get reabsorbed by 👷 the human 👤 body 🤬 do some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ research before 🍑😂 you cumment (funny 😂 pun 😁) in 💖 the future retadr 😡 and maybe 😕 you'll seem as smart as me 😎

ur mom dead, black baby cry

Bill worked in a potato factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis in the potato slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis in the potato slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the potato slicer?"

"Oh... she got fired too."

And so when Julie agreed on having a baby just so no more of her blood was wasted , after 9 months of no blood loss , it started again 0_O , but what to do now... she gets scared and asks her bf... her bf keeps a hand on her shoulder , looks her into her eyes , takes a deep breath , and says " Amogus " and just like an impostor snaps Julie's neck and eats the baby.

~By Donald J Pump

+rep good blight :)

+rep Godly Blight rushes, had me dead to rights, but gave me door so I could save an event toolbox <3

When Bob was told to go to bed but wished to play a game, he jammed his DS up his ass without a sense of shame.

He waddled to his bedroom as he squeezed his cheeks to grip, but with a wayward toot, he felt the DS start to slip.

He tried his best to hold it, like he never had before - But then he farted loudly and his DS hit the floor.

His mother stood in horror after witnessing his trick - She quickly told his dad, who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beat him with a stick.

Bob once woke in a fevered haze near Mount Olympus' peak - He stood and took a heavy breath, his knees were feeling weak.

He rubbed his eyes and peered around, beheld the awesome sight - Of temples, waterfalls and steeds that soared above in flight.

He looked before him and beheld a panicked, screaming crowd - He heard them yelling, "Zeus is coming!" all together, loud.

But Bob was mystified, confused, in shock of what he saw - He stood there with his jaw agape in flabbergasted awe.

He looked upon the marble steps and buildings made of stone - The vines that wrapped around the architecture overgrown.

But then he heard a voice that said, "Bend over." rather crass - Bob turned to see that it was Zeus, who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ him in the ass.

When Bob went onto Family Feud and took his fam along - They got the categories right and they were playing strong,

But when a question came of balls and which are used to play, Bob and family couldn't get an answer right that day,

His father answered, "Beach ball." and his mother answered, "Pool." - Their answers had them feeling flush, each one looked like a fool,

Bob had the chance to save but his own answer was absurd - He yelled out, "Testicle!" and Harvey laughed as he said, "Word?"

The buzzer sounded loudly and the round was over, lost - Bob's foolish answer came at such a large and dire cost,

His father looked to him and said, "You stupid little prick!" - He then took Bob outside and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beat him with a stick.

I love you so much

I was going to a starbucks with my pregnant wife and ordered a large frappe with extra pumkin. The lady in the cashstore accidentally typed the wrong order and apoligzed immedietaly after. The boss of the starbucks was angry and said she lost her paycheck that month for that. Thats when my 4 month old fetus tapped my wifes belly.

Everyone got extremely quiet, but this military man ( who was actually Louis Mountbatten btw) knew morse code and translated for us. Thats when my kid used morse code to say to the boss " Thou shalt not muzzle the ox when he treadeth out the corn " everybody applauded and the store owner gave us free coffee for a year because of the good business advice. The lady thanked us and told us she would name her firstborn fetus after our kid. And everybody clapped a second time. The end.

cutest ghostface I ever seen

+rep reallly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good trapper im mad

REEEEEM LEZAAAAEEEAAAR

+rep scary as ♥♥♥♥ hillbilly, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flying though the air

+rep killed the DS guy

+rep good man, doesn't find the nerve to camp nor tunnel even with teammates having DS + flashlight saves. Keep it up Munch!

scary clown dude

+rep. Plays fair,provides a good game and the doesn't camp. Doesn't even camp the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hatch.

Ayyyy it is me! +rep again for another good game. Good Myers! <3

+rep Meme Masta

+rep Good killer.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays!

GG Great Billy :)

+rep very helpful

Thanx. Good killer )

brother?

Add me fellow dwights

:DDDD

oh my god

gay

SEND PRAISE TO THE ALMIGHTY MUNCH! PRAISE HIS NAME

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

+rep approves of me puttin my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ in the owl

+rep amazing, fast trader!

NIEN

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