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I marinated this Wagyu in fresh semen, and we're gonna dry age it

Starting with the semen, I squeeze my wife's belly after a day-long session of cuck ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by random payed strangers on the street of Michigan. After placing all that fresh sperm in a container, I let the Wagyu marinate in the sauce for 24 hours.

After that, I brush some of my semen and place the Wagyu in the dry ager.

While I wait, I eat some Max Jerky Buffalo chicken ™️. It's actually my favorite flavor and you can find it at maxjerky.com

9 month laters and 2 rushes to the maternity ward, I take out the Wagyu.

The consistency was firm and the smell was amazing. I give it a pinch of pepper (as seminal juices already has a high quantity of salt in it), and we place it in the smoker.

We are roasting over Apple wood, low and slow

After 30 minutes, the results are incredible. The taste is firm and still has that semen aftertaste.

10/10 definitely recommend it

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I went on my first virtual date with this guy.

He got really flustered and embarrassed but it was really cute!🥰He was so sweet to me but he did this weird thing where he wouldn’t break eye contact with me while he was eating which was so embarrassing and weird! 😳 I kept trying to look away, pretending I was looking at something in my room, but when I turned back he kept staring straight into the camera which made me really uncomfortable and flustered!😖 So sus!

What really ruined the date though was when he wouldn’t shut the ♥♥♥♥ up about his diarrhea while we were eating!! 😡 So gross!!!🤢🤮

Hi uwu I saw your profile picture and I just really love cat girls, soo kawaii (っ◔◡◔)っ ❤ It’s really attractive knowing you are a guy who plays video games hehe! I don’t know why girl anime pictures make me so horny, must be a girl thing to be honest ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ


Anyways as a woman I wanna say I'm a really big feminist and would like to apologize for the way girls treat men in gaming (we call them girls cause real women dont do that) I would be happy to do the dishes and make the sandwich for any of my kings (╥﹏╥)

Do you play Valorant? It's something we call a FPS game and that's short for first person shooter. We should play it sometimes, I can simp for you and be your Sage (she's a healer). Hehe. Anyways I know I can't see your face but I bet you're pretty cute and hot =＾• ⋏ •＾=

My son is 20 and he does have a sex life. I ask him for details about it and he says "I would rather not tell you details about my sex life just know it is enjoyable and I am using protection." But that wasn't good enough for me I had to know the details. My husband said "You should mind your own business he is an adult and I personally don't want to know what he does or what happens to him." But he's my son I have to know the details. So I went into his apartment when he wasn't there and installed a video a camera and a bug so I could watch him. I saw that he has a 46 year old girlfriend for FWB partner and they were having sex and she was saying "Do you like it when mommy does this" and he replied "Yes mommy I do please dominate me mommy" It grossed me out! I can't get it out my head. I told my husband and he said "You brought this on yourself I told you you might find something out you don't want to know." How should I confront my son?