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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:57am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 12:56pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 12:08am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 1:42am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:55am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 4:57am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:03am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:33am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:09am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:12am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:55am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:28am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:09am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:09am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:09am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:09am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:58am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:09am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:58am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:08am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:13am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 5:56am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:55am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:55am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:06pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:28am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:32am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:30am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:57am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:56am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 6:55am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:08am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:26am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:27am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:26am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 1:54am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:45am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:13am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:05pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:30am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 1:54am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 5:38am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 4:25am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:37am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 1:37am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:50am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:50am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:48am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:02am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:58am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:58am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:31am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:41am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 1:53am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:30am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:26am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:07am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:58am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:33am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 1:51am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 2:17am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:59am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:04am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:54pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:45am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:45am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:51am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:57am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 8:43am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:30am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:49am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 7:34am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:58am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:58am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 6:56am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:56pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:56am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:43am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:58am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:09am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:13am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:39am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:16am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:16am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:37am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:40am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:49am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 10:13pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 2:56am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:56am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 7:34am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:27am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 1:54am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:01am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:43am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:39am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:40pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:40pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:09am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:27am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:30am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:30am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:30am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:32am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:55am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:40am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:00am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:40pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:36pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:04pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 12:40pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:46am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 7:49am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:26am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:53am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:03am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:41pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:59am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:02am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 5:38am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 7:24am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:02am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:50am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:57am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:40am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:40am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:28pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 5:38am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:45am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 11:35am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:26am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 9:25pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:21pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:51pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:00pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:00am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:00am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:09am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:34pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:19pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 5:35am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 5:29am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 5:29am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:42pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:43pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 5:05am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:54am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:26am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:58am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:22am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:33pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:54am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:50am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:42pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:20pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:21pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:20am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 10:21pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 3:03pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:42pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:21pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:27am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 3:19am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:53am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:40am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 4:01am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:20am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:14pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:14pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:21pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:50am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 3:16am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:55am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:46am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:26am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:59am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:02am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:20pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:08pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:21pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:44am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:40am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:41pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:50am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:20am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:12pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:40pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 8:16am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:42am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 8:23am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 9:34pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 May @ 1:24am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 5:34am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:37pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:26am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May @ 1:37am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May @ 7:39pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:25am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:20am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:20am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:26am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:29am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:27am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:21pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:38am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:38am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 3:38am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:27am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May @ 7:38pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 9:33pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May @ 7:38pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:26am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:59am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:20am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:00pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 5:13am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:01pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:02am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:20pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:57am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:17am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:09am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:16am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 11:35am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 10:14am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:17am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:21pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 4:01am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 5:17am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:15pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:07pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:35pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:34am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:34am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:52am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 4:02am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:24pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 May @ 7:38pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 9:33pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:04pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May @ 8:06pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:38am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:29am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:57am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:59am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May @ 7:40pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 8:18pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:43pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:57am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:57am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:57am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:57am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:57am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:57am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:57am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 18 May @ 7:38pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 May @ 7:38pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 18 May @ 7:38pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 5:39am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:57am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:57am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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