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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:29pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:48am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:46am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:51am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:51am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 7:52am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:25am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 2:48am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 8:07am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:36am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:13am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:52pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:51am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:09am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:24am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:10am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:17am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:51am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:51am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:04am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:04am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:51am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:27am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:05am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:11am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:30am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 7:26am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:18am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:23am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:10am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:24am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:50am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:13am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:01pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:27am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:01am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:12am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:59am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:20am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:30am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:20am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:10am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:15pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:17am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:09am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 5:24am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:30am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:17pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:21am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:43am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:41am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:23pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:32pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:44am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:32am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:12am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:10am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:13am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:21am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:23pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:30am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:38pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:21pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:07am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:51am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:11am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:15am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:08am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:20am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:12am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:18am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:21am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:10am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:57am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:05am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:23am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:53am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:43am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:21pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:43pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:21am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:47am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:38am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:42am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:20am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:50pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:44am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:39am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:45am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:45am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:45am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:45am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:45am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:45am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:46am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:46am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:46am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:45am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:28pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:54am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:45am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:55am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:39am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:20am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:01am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:33am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:42pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:09pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:14am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:14am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:53pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:19pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:01am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:09am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:41am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:38am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:17am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:01pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:18am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:26am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:11am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:27am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:47am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:04am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:13am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:18am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:23am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:51am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 2:27pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:17am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:59am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:04am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:14am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:05am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 9:12am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 5:34am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:20am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:30am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:01am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:09am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:50am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:48pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:14am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 2:39pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:09am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:18am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:23am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 10:53am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:19am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:51am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:30am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:43am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:20am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 10:45am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 5:11am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:17am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:08am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 12:33pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:05am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:14am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:14am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:05am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:05am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:09am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 4:43pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:42am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:36am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:51am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:51am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 10:45am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:37pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 11:53am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:55am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:35am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:44pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:53am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 7:25am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:53am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:53am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:53am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:49am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:51am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:51am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:51am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:51am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:51am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:30am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:31am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:06am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:06am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:06am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:06am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 6:28am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:51am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:05am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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