Recent reviews by alive on the machine

About 2/3rds of my runs get no damage upgrades whatsoever. The item bloat in this game is so wild that it makes it virtually unplayable a lot of the time. Miserable experience. I'll probably never stop playing this, but you should never start.

Infinity mode has ruined me. No game can ever compare to the pure dopamine highs of churning out puzzle after puzzle, automatically clicking based on instinct. My dreams are of six-sided shapes, haunting me even in sleep. I have only just reached 2,000 completions. There are so many left. millions. Will update when finished.

Couldn't beat the final boss until i found a legendary frying pan, which made him an absolute joke. I love this game.

Hard game to recommend, but if you want to get sucked into a totally miserable experience, yet enjoy it anyway, this is the game for you.

One of the most genuinely terrifying and entertaining games I've ever played. Tons of people have already made glowing, comprehensive reviews, so I won't add anything except to say: believe them. It's phenomenal.

I mean, you get to be Batman. Is there any ither reason to buy a game?

Easily the best Telltale game yet. Would highly recommend to anyone who enjoys Telltale games. Best story and humor of any game I've played yet.

Empire 4 lyfe

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emily come back plz

4 hours on record
about 60 hours offline

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