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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
13.5 hrs on record
It's a good game that i've played time and time again.

However, the company behind this game is advertising it's sequel through valves "News Feed" thing for this game. (They sold out and the sequel is garbage) As such i recommend you do not buy this and instead sail the high seas. (Yo Ho Lads!)



Note: "WB Games" is guilty of this too (advertising their crappy sequel through "Arkham Knight"'s Valve News Feed Thingy(tm)

Good Luck Lads! and remember! don't pay for games if the companies behind them are bad!
Posted 5 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record
That's It? That's the ending of your game? I'm not getting those hours of my life back ya jerks.



On an unrelated note: I am calling her angel and she is mine.
Posted 17 January.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
3.2 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
This is good game.




Remember Adobe Flash? Remember there were games that involved you driving motorcycles across a 2D track?
This is that. It is gud.


Thank you devs, this is gud game.
Posted 19 November, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
12.1 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
By the power of gunpowder i Banish thee.


like stargate SG-1? like the idea of cold war era weaponry and equipment being used against aliens?

like an actually good quality game with no monetization (microtransactions, DLC, Gambling etc.), politics, woke culture?

miss the days when games were made to be fun and nothing more? when companies and entertainment existed alongside the consumer and was mutually benificial rather then actively hostile?

you'll like this game.
Posted 16 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
15.5 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted 2 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record
Want to enjoy it, but random crashes and lack of often auto-saves undo's any progress i make.
Posted 12 August, 2023.
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A developer has responded on 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:55am (view response)
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
88.0 hrs on record
great game. Do NOT get for deck though.
"Great for Deck" My Ass.
Posted 4 August, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.4 hrs on record
"Great on Deck" my ass (resolution is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ even after i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ around with video settings)
Posted 3 August, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Deadass just wanted survival, building, and community mechanics.

Got sex instead.
Posted 28 June, 2023.
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A developer has responded on 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33am (view response)
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
51.9 hrs on record (51.1 hrs at review time)
I suck ass but this game is awesome.
Posted 24 June, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
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