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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:43am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:42am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 9:22am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:19am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:04am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:21am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:25am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:38am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:56am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 3:23am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:31am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:23am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:03am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:48am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:13am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:26am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:29am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:23am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:23am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:22am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:59am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:04am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:04pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:29am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:24am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:19am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:16am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:28am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:34am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:59am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:56am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:30am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:08pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:53am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:32am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:27am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:22am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:28am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:30am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 3:20am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:04am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:12am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:33am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:45am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:46am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:33am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:35am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:52am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:11am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 1:47am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:33am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:49am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 1:50am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:52am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:07am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:36am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:02am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:42am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:25am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 8:19am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:50am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:04am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:12am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:25am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:19am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:19am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:20am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:17am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:20am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:20am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:04am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:50am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:05am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:14am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:14am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:52am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:52am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:45am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:56am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:58pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:07am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:45am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:05am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:01am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 12:32pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:31am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:17am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:44am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:50am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:03am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:13am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 5:03am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 5:01am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:16am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:05am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:16am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:14am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:08am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:55am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:07am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:56am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:44am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:26am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 7:13am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:45am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:20am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:38am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:46am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:50am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:50am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:43am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:26pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:53am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:47am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:41am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:34am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:27am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:18am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:06am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:08am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:00am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:28am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:19am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 8:19am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:37am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:41am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:07am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:38am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:39am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:28am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:22am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:50am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:33am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:06am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:52am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:50am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:51am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:38am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:43am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:43am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:44am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:47am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:40am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:36am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 5:48am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 9:18am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:04am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 5:24am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:19am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 5:01am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:00am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:28am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:51am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:28pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:50am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:50am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:13am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:42am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:43am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:48am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:24am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:55am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:56am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:08am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:57am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:24pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:08am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 9:22am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:31am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 9:40am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:18am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 May @ 10:52am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:40am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:57am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:39am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 1:51am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 8:26am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:02am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:18am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:40am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:41am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:58am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 4:24am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:19am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:22am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:20am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:50am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:13am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:33am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:42am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:18am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:40am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:58am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:41am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:24am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:50pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:36am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:58am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:54am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:55am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:55am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:57am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:35am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 12:41am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:19am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 1:31am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 1:31am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:50am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:55pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 6:03am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 6:03am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 7:12am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 6:53am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 7:09am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:11am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 5:48am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:20am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 7:01am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:40pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:33pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:25am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:58am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:17pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:36am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:58am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:05am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:14am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:18am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:52am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:10am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:29am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:18am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:27pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:18pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:50pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 5:27am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 7:36am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:11am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:01pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:08am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:04pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 6:27am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:13am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 7:21am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 10:02am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:54am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:11am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:58am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 6:05am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 7:36am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:15am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:10am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 7:57am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:11pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:35am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 6:30am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 7:35am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 7:18am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:49am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 7:40am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:58am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:35am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:29am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:44am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:45am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 6:57am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:57am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:38am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:01am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 5:26am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 6:33am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:57am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:40pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:47am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:00pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:58am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:58am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:04am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:04am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 7:36am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 7:36am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:52am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 6:49am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:39am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 6:42am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:16pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:52pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:37am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:58am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:02am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:02am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 8:01am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 8:02am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 2:25am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 8:02am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 9:27am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:57am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:57am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:57am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:49am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:07am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:57am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:58am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:11am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 7:36am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:49am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 10:34am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:34am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 6:20am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 9:23am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:13am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:52am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 8:22am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:53am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:57am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 10:33am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 1:21am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 2:05am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 1:38am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:28am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:43am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:05pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:48am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 1:44am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 9:18am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:51am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:27am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:07am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:11am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 5:48am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:20am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 7:01am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:11am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 2:06am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 6:03am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 6:21am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 7:50am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:19pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:27am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:38am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 6:00am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 6:00am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 6:05am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 6:55am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 2:29am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 8:03am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:35am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 9:28am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:57am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 7:02am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:57am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 2:08am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:34am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:53am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:02am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 7:09am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 8:25am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 4:58am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:30am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 7:40am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:22am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:22pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:14am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:08am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 4:58am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:54pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 1:31am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:26am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 10:54am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 2:07am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 10:31am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:30am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 1:22am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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