this game has changed my life, but not in the way you might think. now, when my mom gives me mushrooms on my plate i tell her "are you f-ing kidding me? bungus is an F tier item unless i'm playing engineer, but thanks for the scrap ig." i then go to the teleporter (my school bus) and when i ask my bus driver what character shes playing she tells me "are you a f-ing idiot?" some people just don't understand. in gym i tried showing off my god run stats by using my hopoo feathers, but to my surprise none of them worked. kids at lunch often throw food at me, but jokes on them because i'm running a razor wire build. before going home i usually go to the local drug store and ask for soldier syringes, but i'm usually kicked out before i can pay in lunar coins. now, every time i see anything remotely green and metallic looking i run in the opposite direction. i tried strumming my ukulele so my IDIOT teacher would get electrocuted but that didn't work either. this game has taught me hardship, survival, and endurance, and has forever changed my life.

this game has changed my life, but not in the way you might think. now, when my mom gives me mushrooms on my plate i tell her "are you f-ing kidding me? bungus is an F tier item unless i'm playing engineer, but thanks for the scrap ig." i then go to the teleporter (my school bus) and when i ask my bus driver what character shes playing she tells me "are you a f-ing idiot?" some people just don't understand. in gym i tried showing off my god run stats by using my hopoo feathers, but to my surprise none of them worked. kids at lunch often throw food at me, but jokes on them because i'm running a razor wire build. before going home i usually go to the local drug store and ask for soldier syringes, but i'm usually kicked out before i can pay in lunar coins. now, every time i see anything remotely green and metallic looking i run in the opposite direction. i tried strumming my ukulele so my IDIOT teacher would get electrocuted but that didn't work either. this game has taught me hardship, survival, and endurance, and has forever changed my life.