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Recent reviews by Bing Chilling

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76 people found this review helpful
50 people found this review funny
435.9 hrs on record (49.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is pure micromanagement hell.





I love it.
Posted 7 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
24.9 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
This game does 3D platforming right, hitting the sweet spot between boringly simple and frustratingly difficult. There's also a bunch of collectables to find for those who like to take it slow, or a built in speedrun timer for those who want a challenge. Plus the protagonist is a cute girl.
It's like the mario game you never asked for but never knew you needed so badly.
Posted 9 February, 2018. Last edited 9 February, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
225.2 hrs on record (93.0 hrs at review time)
Rarely does a game make me want to forget I ever played it.
Simply so I can experience it blind for the first time all over again.
Posted 29 January, 2018. Last edited 22 May, 2018.
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22 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
100.7 hrs on record (97.3 hrs at review time)
You are not buying orange juice. You are buying a one-way ticket straight to RNG hell. And you're going to love it there.
Posted 25 October, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
814.4 hrs on record (625.8 hrs at review time)
If you somehow have this meme I recommend going to your libraries tab in Steam immediately. Right-click on 'Dota 2' located in your library, click 'Delete Local Content' from the dropdown menu, and then press the 'Delete' button.
Posted 11 March, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
19.9 hrs on record (15.7 hrs at review time)
A wonderful game that was unfortunately ruined by and will forever be known for its highly cancerous fanbase.
Posted 23 October, 2015. Last edited 8 January, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
909.6 hrs on record (237.9 hrs at review time)
If you have a space fetish or just have a general interest in anything space related then this game is well worth your time and money (sale). You need to be dedicated and actually plan everything in detail in this simulator, not to mention having a bit of creativity. You definitely won't be getting your money's worth if you're just some 12yo who wants to see some cool explosions and play with a physics sandbox for a day or two; you'll be better off buying SimpleRockets. In KSP, you will learn a great deal about basic space science (no I'm serious I think I learned a fair deal) through trial and error, and you will experience a fair share of euphoric moments when everything finally works out perfectly (it's not easy). You may even be motivated to do some research about real rockets and missions as a guideline. Not to mention this game is even distributed to some institutions as a learning tool. Mods such as Real Solar System and Realism Overhaul make for an even more authenic experience.
Posted 18 May, 2015. Last edited 29 December, 2015.
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39 people found this review helpful
92 people found this review funny
12.5 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
Was disappoint because you can't play as the Germans and everyone knows that Germany has best tanks.
Instead you play as a Belgium that never signed into neutrality. With an army of little girls.
Even better.
Posted 16 May, 2015.
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31 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
128.2 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
Victory is sweetest when you've experienced defeat, and FTL allows you to experience that tenfold. Easy to learn yet difficult to master, FTL is not all about RNG but about the player's perseverance and dedication. But that can be said about any rougelike. What make's FTL special is its pausable real time combat system, allowing for easy micromanagement and the development of complex strategies. And strategy pays off.
The iPad version is a great way to pass time while traveling for those who don't want to spend hours at a computer.
Posted 11 May, 2015.
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19 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
18.8 hrs on record (18.8 hrs at review time)
What started out as a pc indie game has been ported to dozens of different consoles and has seen several enhanced remakes, and for a good reason. If you like platformers, Cave Story will not disappoint. Play it on easy or normal to enjoy an engaging story with multiple endings. Play it on hard while aiming for the best ending and be ready to scream your profanities.
Posted 19 December, 2014.
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