Recent reviews by soil eater

We talk about 'survival of the fittest' a lot but all that really means is the skilled live and the unskilled die. Since you're clearly in that second group, maybe pick your fights a bit more carefully? Do you understand what I'm saying? It's never going to matter how much you 'want it' when you're up against someone who can kill you with a sneeze.

NEVER. STOP. GAMBLING!!!

Oh you have a God-Run?
[MODERATELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
Noita'd.

It's somewhat similar to EXAPUNKS, you know, they have the same developer. It's much simpler than EXAPUNKS; mostly, it's just spatial thinking instead of logical thinking. Idk how to express this lol.

This game is frustrating as hell, but still fun. Losing is just part of the experience.

Unironically good. Amplified my schizophrenia tenfold.

Haven't beaten this yet. However, I can say the game is ridiculously good. Some of the later riddles took me hours. It's basically just coding made into a game. That might set your expectations for this quite well.

I'm really bad at this game but still had a good time. It's still not the Bloodborne PC Port though.

hidden treasure, make sure to buy this

honestly pretty good game, but come on, 1.5 years of no actual content is tough
kinda excited for rogue core though