Hey guys, it's me Mikkels, and welcome to my Mikkels Mouse's Club House. We just got done having fervent and copious amounts of butt sex. But that's okay, gang. Today, we're gonna learn about the color "E".

Hi, i'm Mikaela Jenn Lee (some call me Mikkels, Jenn, Lee, or "bruh"). I'm a polyandrist, sapiosexual with a headmate who has an IQ of 190. Boy, do we have fun times. I like Stephen Colbert, r/DonaldTrumpHasALittleDick, and connect four. Bet i can beat you. I dislike homophobia, racism, sexism, ableism, biphobia, sapiosexualphobia, and anything pertaining to Whites, or "persons affected by less than optimal skin melanin". I'm writing a book about how polyamoury will revolutionize the world until we're all just collectively monogamous with the collective subconscious's waifu. The one and true religion where we serve Mio Honda (not Hoshi Miki though, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ owes me a quarter).

I do not accept friend requests, messages, emails. I prefer to have you fax to my cuck boy in Berlin who's working a 24/7 shift to sift thru all the mean comments i get on my tumblr to give me all the good ones. I got three. One saying "yes", the other "i see", and lastly "bruh". People just can't help but understand me sometimes.

Anyways, i wish you a beautiful day, unless you are a homophobic, racist, sexist, ableist, biphobic, sapiosexualphobe bigot. But if you are homophobic, racist, sexist, ableist, biphobic bigot, i'll consider reservations on account of cunnilingus.

I hope we'll play lots together, not including: connect four, tetris, and flappy bird.

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