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Mobile Chernobyl

Yakub (Professional Fortnite Streamer)

West Virginia, United States

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In 1965, SVR gangster police BEAT ME BLOODY, dragged me IN CHAINS from Sheremetyevo Moscow Airport! Since then I HIDE in forced jobless poverty, isolated alone in this low deadly town old house. The brazen, deadly Gangster Police and puppet underlings spray me with POISON NERVE GAS from automobile exhausts and even lawnmowers! DEADLY ASSAULTS, even in my yard with knives, even bricks and stones, even DEADLY TOUCH TABIN or ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASHLIGHTS; even remote electronically controlled around-corners-projection of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS or even bloody-murder "accidents" to shut me up forever with a Sneak Undetectable Extermination! Even with trained parroting puppet assassins in MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON for writing these unforgivable TRUTHS!!

A rookie enters the Zone, and meets a veteran stalker. The rookie's all riled up, wanting to see what the Zone has to offer. The veteran decides to take him under his wing... The vet says to him... "Now that you've come here, I'm sure you want to become a true stalker, huh? All in good time, boy. First of all, we're going to have a party for you to celebrate the first day of your new life." The rookie looks slightly excited. "Now I must warn you... in the Zone we do things different. At this party, there's going to be a lot of drinking. Think you can handle that?" The rookie looks pretty happy and says "Are you kidding? I reckon I can drink the Zone under the table!" The veteran slaps him on the back and says "That's my boy! Now, another fair warning... we in the Zone are a bit of a rowdy lot. There's probably gonna be a lot of fighting. Reckon you're up to it?" The rookie smiles once again. "I was in prison for years! I had to fight every day there. Bring it on!" The veteran grins and says "Oh, you're a con, huh? Well you'll like this next one. At the Zone... we sometimes get a bit frisky. There's probably going to be a fair amount of sex. Reckon you can handle that, boy?" The rookie just laughs. "Friend, I've been in prison for most of my life. No job in the Great Land will take me. I came to the Zone for a new life... I haven't seen, touched a woman for years. What do you think?" The veteran looks shocked. "You misunderstand me, boy... there's no girls here. It's just going to be me and you at this party..."

What I remember about the rise of Disney, is how quiet is was. During the whaning months of the Clone Wars animated series, Lucasfilm was discreetly transferred back to the studio's. It was a silent trip, we all knew what was about to happen, what they were about to do. Did we have any doubts, any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but nobody listenend. Not on the new board of directors, not when the script got written and not when we marched into the theatres. Not a word.

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You capitalists are profoundly deluded. Your economic system is bad for these reasons: The Nomenklatura deserves all of its great wealth because of the great risk involved in its job. They have to manage an entire region full of Ukrainians and direct the entire economic process. If they fail, there would be total disarray, but since they have not then this system is clearly justified. In exchange the Ukrainians keep some of the food they produce and a hovel. Everybody gains! Communism is a part of human nature. Like a child needs a parent, humans need a political commissar to control the land while the Ukrainians work the land. It represents an orderly and stable system based upon our real human nature. If we gave this land away to capitalists then Ukrainians would have to wander and find employment and their own new parent. There would be no incentive to work from all this chaos in economic society. Capitalism and liberal democracy sound nice in theory but can only fail in practice. Have you not heard of the Reign of Terror? Every time capitalism is put into practice it ends up either failing or surviving but producing misery and death. Communism has produced wonders for society and should be celebrated rather than attacked. All your wheat, vodka, traktors, AKs, apartment blocs, and local government resource allocation program - that was created by the wonder of Communism. A Ukrainian is better off now than they ever were in history through the growing standard of living Communism provided. Instead of ending Communism, it would be smarter to accept it. Rather, we should concentrate on increasing the amount of grain output a Ukrainian produces while still respecting the hard work, wisdom, and intelligence the Nomenklatura possesses that entitles them to their traditional social uplifting. I urge you to reconsider your position. It is just a phase in your youth and you'll see how quickly you'll abandon it. Long live Sovetsky Soyuz!

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