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Personally, I've always been partial to the old Japanese furry masters. Nothing like slipping on a pair of archivists gloves and holding in your own hands a 12-block ukiyo-e print of a hot wolf-man orgy. Tilting it just so to observe the fine karazuri work on the enormous knotted ♥♥♥♥♥, knowing that no less than three master craftsmen dedicated their entire professional lives in the lead-up to creating this sublime object, once but a consumer novelty for the long dead fursuiters of the Yoshiwara pleasure district. The delicate but decisive brushstrokes that delineate each tuft of fur and spurt of lupine semen, cut with unimaginable delicacy into fine-grained cherry wood and printed on luxuriously thick hosho mulberry paper; the powdered mica mixed in with the cinnabar based ink to depict the glistening drool that slathers from their passionate kisses.

Plebs these days will never understand real art.

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

je suis le penus

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