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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:07am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:29pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:08am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 6:01pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:01am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:58am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:13am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 3:55pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:07am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:05am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:13am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:01am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:05am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 1:19am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:25pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 6:05pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 6:48pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:22am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:27am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:03am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:35am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:39pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:37pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:59pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:36am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:59am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:29am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:07am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:42pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:53pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:09am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:09am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:10am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 12:36am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 12:31am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 12:55am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:12am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:35pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:40pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:52pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 9:26pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:10am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:08am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:10am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:10am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 9:00pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:35am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:35am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:36am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:56am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:24pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:12am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:29am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:22pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:07pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:09am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:02pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 12:26am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:12am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 2:52am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 9:00pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 2:31pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:35am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:37am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:55am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:23pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:55am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:32pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:42pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:41pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:35am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:36am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 1:01am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:36pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:25am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:11am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:25am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 1:47pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:12am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:07am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 2:32pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 8:05am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 4:59pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:10am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:58pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:59am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:34pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 8:05am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:06pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:27pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:59am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:04pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 12:24am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:12am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 4:37pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:24pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:24pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:05am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 6:23pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:41pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:51pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:29pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 4:28pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:01pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:35pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 6:09pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 7:09pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 2:52am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:05am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:09am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 9:21am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 4:59pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:13pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:07pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 4:51pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 1:26am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:39pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 4:51pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:44pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 8:23pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:18pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:04pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:33pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:28pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:54pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:58am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:00pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:22pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 12:17am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 1:29pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 8:20pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 9:39am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:01pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:19pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:26pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 8:13pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 1:29pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 2:33pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:07am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:30am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:21pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 7:33pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:55am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:27pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 8:27pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 4:21pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 12:25pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 6:16pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:01am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 2:38pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:45pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:00pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 6:31pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:00pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 8:30pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:53pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 7:33pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 2:00pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 2:36pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 2:03pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:03pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:08pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:03pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:08pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 12:17am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 5:27pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 7:33pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 8:13pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 8:15pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:01pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:01pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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