we :3 for the flag 🏳️‍⚧️ in this house, does this offend you, snowflake?

*pulls you aside shyly* hey i know its a weird question... but... *shifts awkwardly* d-do you have some coochie you could give me? *chuckles* *sigh* its just been so hard and *bitter laugh* what am i saying... nevermind *punches wall* *disappears mysteriously*

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture :))) I really wanted to tell you what :)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha :))) I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly I'm like really against sexism and like i'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches :DD We should really play L4D2 sometime it's a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry i'll be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear i'm just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture :))))) Sorry, was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha! Add me on Skype we should talk you look really nice and fun :)))