Vyake's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 11:22am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:04am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:51am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:55am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:21am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:23am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:29am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:59am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:27am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 10:54am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:47pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:57am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:21am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:21am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:15am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:30pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:59am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:23am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:59am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 12:18pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:33am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 1:28am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:07am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:24am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:25am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:11pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:35pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:59am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:07pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:15am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 11:18am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 11:44am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 10:54am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:12pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 11:07am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:03pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:37am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:06am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:26am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:32pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:43pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:20pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:24pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:11pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:10pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:34pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:44pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 9:37am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:21am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:15am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:31am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 11:29am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 11:09am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:48pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:23pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:31am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:41am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:01am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:38am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 5:02pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:12pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:13pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:06am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:24pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:20pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:24am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:24am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:55am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:31am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:12pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:16pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:51am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:52am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:24pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:24pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:06am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:06am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:17am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 9:07am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:00pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:06pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:58pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:22am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:08am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:11am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:18pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:29pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:08am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:10am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:15am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:25am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:11am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:00am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:03am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:10am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:08am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:22am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:32am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:32am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:32am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:49am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:49am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:59am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:24am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:12pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:03am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:01am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:05pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:08am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:10am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:15am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:49am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:09am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:11am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:16am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:59am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:59am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:03am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:32am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:32am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:11am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:29am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:59pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:52am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:22am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:38am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:35am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:12am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:29am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:17pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:10am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:12am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:09am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:11am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:16am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:24pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:55pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:13pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:05am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:05am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:03am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:03am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:05am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:11am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:32am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:46pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:46pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:06am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:15am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:15am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:04pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:11am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:45am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:45am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 9:38am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:50pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:29am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:12am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 11:49am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:54pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 11:49am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:26am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:26am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 10:33am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:12am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:46am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:12am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 6:55pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:37am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:21am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:06pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:22am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:06am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:05pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:12am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:47am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:20pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:31am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:31am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:54pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:55pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:18pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 10:33am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:52pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:31am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:40am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:53pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:53pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13pm