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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 12:19pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 2:22pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:29pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:42am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:29pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 11:17am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 9:42am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:06am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 10:29am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:22am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 10:55am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 10:34am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:02am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:41pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 10:55am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:51am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 6:40am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 7:13am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:25am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:47am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:33am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:02am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:22am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 10:55am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:45pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 2:58pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:58pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 2:01pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:57pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:09pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:21am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:41pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:21am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:48pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:52am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:27am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 6:56am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:40am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 1:00pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:03am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 1:56pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:20am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 4:38pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 10:29am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:33am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:13am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:08am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:54am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:33am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:57am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:55am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:57am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:34am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:28am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:42am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:42am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:30am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 7:01pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 10:56am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 10:29am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 10:56am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:48pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:09pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:44pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:49am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:25am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:36am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:46pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:14pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 6:33am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:34am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:42am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 10:23am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 1:20pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:58am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 10:13am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 6:18pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:24pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:36pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 9:13am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 10:17am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:08am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:44pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:21pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:53pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:35pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:49am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:52am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:31am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:47am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:48am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:29am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:42am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 10:43am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 11:34am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:37am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:58am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:26am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 1:26pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 6:37am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 2:20pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:49am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:52am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:25am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:36am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:19am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:29am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:48pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:42am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:42am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:34am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:30am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 7:58am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 8:36am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 8:36am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 8:24am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:02am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:02am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 7:01am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 10:45am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:56am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 11:07am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 10:45am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 7:55am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:53am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:54am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:54am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:55am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:55am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:00pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:28pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:35pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:25am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 10:30am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:56am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 8:18am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:44pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:31am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:19am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:52am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:25am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:36am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:48am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:48pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 9:14am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 6:45am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:48am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:29am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 9:12am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 6:45am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 1:44pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:24am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:39am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 8:05am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 9:13am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 7:27am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:34am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:56am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:58am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:48pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 7:29am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 7:56am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 9:09am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 9:29am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:01am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 6:56pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 8:56am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:27am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 9:09am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 6:51pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 6:45am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 7:30am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:29am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 2:03pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:52am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 1:39pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:39am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 8:05am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 4:19pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 3:02pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 9:42am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:13am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:35pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:46pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:36am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:48am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 7:29am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:52am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:24am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 8:21am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 2:22pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:56am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:56pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:00am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:47am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 5:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:49pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:30am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:18am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:47am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:47pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 2:48pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:26am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:27am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 3:02pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:02am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 5:20pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 5:39pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 11:20am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 5:05pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 11:06am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:43am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 6:59pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 10:23am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 7:56am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:35am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:14am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 7:38am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:04am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 6:45am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:49am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:25am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 7:39am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 9:30am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 11:23am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:36pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 10:53am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 1:43pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:25am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:39am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 8:05am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 9:41am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 9:30am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 11:23am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 11:23am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:52pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 10:35am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:22am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:51am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 9:13am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:26am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 3:02pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 9:09am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:35am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:33am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 7:49am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 8:29am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:47am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:44pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 10:52am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:32am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:02pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:37am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:28pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 6:41pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:55am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 10:21am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:40pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 10:45am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:32am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:32am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:32am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:32am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:32am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:32am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:32am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:32am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 12:22pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:32am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 5:25pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:52pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 10:35am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:33pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:34am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 7:06am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:18pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:15pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:42am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:34am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:43am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:38pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:45am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:34am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:56am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm



Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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