I'm deeply concerned to learn that you're a columnist for the hit meme splash website "knowyourmeme.com" considering I myself have a hilarious meme page on said website. I've worked many nights, consumed many coffees, and exhausted many squees to craft some of the finest memes of this decade, included but not limited to; dog licks dirt, cat gets struck by car, black child eats alphabet soup and down syndrome man eats toast. Yes, those are all me. And much like Rome, none of those were built in a day. To avoid severing any relations, I'd first like to apologize profusely. Second, I'd like to give you a fresh meme on the house. Yes, you read that right - on the house. What if it's like a baby, but it's looking into the camera kinda confused, and the captain reads "I just ♥♥♥♥ in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ diaper!" Now I think that would catch on and be at the top of reddit.com immediately.