Recent reviews by Sailor Shmeck

What a fun completely normal gardening game!

I thoroughly enjoyed my time playing this game and getting all the achievements. Overall a very fun experience full of mystery and whimsy

> Friendly Helldiver has joined your squadron

Time to do your part for Democracy

Just like all our other Major Orders, this only took 48 Hours. God I love Democracy

Edit: I still hate Sony for what they have done to our game

I just wanted to use the funny gun to summon my persona, why am I crying like a baby

10/10 game I wish I could experience it for the first time again

this game cured my depression, thank you dave diver

Man this game is fun, but man do i suck at it

10/10 with friends
6/10 with randoms in lobby

This game has improved drastically since I originally posted the review. The gun registration is snappy, the maps are good (man Oasis has some serious spawn camp problems in BTB Heavies), the playlists are varied and the game modes are fun too. 343 pulled through and actually made their game playable and an enjoyable experience.

It was harder to explain why I was playing this than when I got caught with p*rn once

I honestly thought that this game had potential, honestly. But the fact that when I run it I am not able to hear anything in the game is what bothers me. Would I buy it for full price? No. Would i buy it half off, or on a sale? Until they "fix" the no sound problem with the beta that they will "fix" in the full game, no I won't.

I can spray Dan the Man on the ground
10/10 Would spray again