Micer's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 11:24pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 1 May, 2014 @ 1:41am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 1 May, 2014 @ 12:37am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 13 May, 2014 @ 7:39am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 1 May, 2014 @ 2:25am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 13 May, 2014 @ 7:17am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 14 May, 2014 @ 11:50am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 12:01am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 4:16am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 17 May, 2014 @ 1:55am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 18 May, 2014 @ 8:08am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:30pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 15 May, 2014 @ 12:19pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 1:15am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 18 May, 2014 @ 6:32am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 5:43am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:30pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:30pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 13 May, 2014 @ 8:34am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:30pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 1:51am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 18 May, 2014 @ 8:13am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 13 May, 2014 @ 8:35am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 11:35pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 1 May, 2014 @ 1:34am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 2:01am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 12:05am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 15 May, 2014 @ 12:39pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 18 May, 2014 @ 5:42am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 1 May, 2014 @ 1:36am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 13 May, 2014 @ 8:37am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 15 May, 2014 @ 10:48am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:30pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 12:03am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 1 May, 2014 @ 1:34am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 7 May, 2014 @ 6:08am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 12:44am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 15 May, 2014 @ 11:54pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 1 May, 2014 @ 1:26am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 7 May, 2014 @ 5:48am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:30pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:30pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 1:07am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 13 May, 2014 @ 8:32am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 1:37am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 18 May, 2014 @ 8:09am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 3 May, 2016 @ 9:46am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2016 @ 9:06am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2016 @ 8:18am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

70 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30