Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 Micer

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2014 @ 11:24pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 1 Mei 2014 @ 1:41am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 1 Mei 2014 @ 12:37am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 13 Mei 2014 @ 7:39am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 1 Mei 2014 @ 2:25am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 13 Mei 2014 @ 7:17am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 14 Mei 2014 @ 11:50am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 16 Mei 2014 @ 12:01am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 16 Mei 2014 @ 4:16am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 17 Mei 2014 @ 1:55am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 18 Mei 2014 @ 8:08am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Didapatkan pada 21 Jun 2014 @ 3:30pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 15 Mei 2014 @ 12:19pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 16 Mei 2014 @ 1:15am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Didapatkan pada 18 Mei 2014 @ 6:32am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 16 Mei 2014 @ 5:43am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Didapatkan pada 21 Jun 2014 @ 3:30pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Didapatkan pada 21 Jun 2014 @ 3:30pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 13 Mei 2014 @ 8:34am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Didapatkan pada 21 Jun 2014 @ 3:30pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 16 Mei 2014 @ 1:51am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Didapatkan pada 18 Mei 2014 @ 8:13am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 13 Mei 2014 @ 8:35am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2014 @ 11:35pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 1 Mei 2014 @ 1:34am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 10 Mei 2014 @ 2:01am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 16 Mei 2014 @ 12:05am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 15 Mei 2014 @ 12:39pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Didapatkan pada 18 Mei 2014 @ 5:42am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Didapatkan pada 1 Mei 2014 @ 1:36am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 13 Mei 2014 @ 8:37am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 15 Mei 2014 @ 10:48am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 21 Jun 2014 @ 3:30pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Didapatkan pada 16 Mei 2014 @ 12:03am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 1 Mei 2014 @ 1:34am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 7 Mei 2014 @ 6:08am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 10 Mei 2014 @ 12:44am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 15 Mei 2014 @ 11:54pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 1 Mei 2014 @ 1:26am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 7 Mei 2014 @ 5:48am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 21 Jun 2014 @ 3:30pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Didapatkan pada 21 Jun 2014 @ 3:30pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Didapatkan pada 10 Mei 2014 @ 1:07am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 13 Mei 2014 @ 8:32am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Didapatkan pada 10 Mei 2014 @ 1:37am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Didapatkan pada 18 Mei 2014 @ 8:09am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2016 @ 9:46am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Didapatkan pada 26 Apr 2016 @ 9:06am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Didapatkan pada 26 Apr 2016 @ 8:18am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

70 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30