---Graphics---
x Can't take my eyes off you!
☐ Beautiful.
☐ Meh! I didn't mind.
☐ MY EYES! NOOOOOO!
☐ Paint.exe

---Gameplay---
☐ Gonna stay inside and play this game forever.
x Haven't enjoyed this much in a while.
☐ Its just a game.
☐ The poo that hurts when it comes out.
☐ You should rather watch paint dry.

---Audio---
☐ Imagine Pink Floyd had sex with Mozart.
x This is gonna be my new ringtone.
☐ That doesn't sound that bad.
☐ It just works.
☐ Never hoped I was deaf before this.

---PC Requirements---
☐ If your PC can start, it'll work.
☐ Potato PC is enough.
☐ Everyone can play this!
x I can smell circuits burning.
☐ Hello NASA? Do you have a spare PC?

---Difficulity---
☐ Best played while asleep.
☐ This is easier than yeeting a little baby.
☐ You'll figure it out, but can you master it?
x Okay, I haven't broken my keyboard yet.
☐ There is a hole in my monitor.

---Story---
☐ A baby's first words. Doesn't really matter.
☐ This game could really use a story.
x Atleast it doesn't have plotholes.
☐ Directed by Quentin Tarantino.
☐ The likes of The Last of Us/Spec Ops The Line/Portal.

---Game Time---
☐ Boiling water takes longer.
☐ Did the game just end?
☐ I could have learned a new skill in this time.
x The poles will melt before you finish this game.
☐ To Infinity and Beyond!

---Price---
☐ You could trade dirt for this.
☐ Buy a can of coke, or this.
x You earn money to have fun right? Go ahead, buy it.
☐ You can't afford this if you have a girlfriend.
☐ Made exclusively for Elon Musk.

---Bugs---
☐ As polished as a diamond.
x When it works, it works brilliantly.
☐ Better bring a bug repellent.
☐ There are cockroaches in the attic. We don't go there anymore.
☐ Developed by blind people with no arms. (No offence to blind people with no arms)

---Graphics--- x Can't take my eyes off you! ☐ Beautiful. ☐ Meh! I didn't mind. ☐ MY EYES! NOOOOOO! ☐ Paint.exe ---Gameplay--- ☐ Gonna stay inside and play this game forever. x Haven't enjoyed this much in a while. ☐ Its just a game. ☐ The poo that hurts when it comes out. ☐ You should rather watch paint dry. ---Audio--- ☐ Imagine Pink Floyd had sex with Mozart. x This is gonna be my new ringtone. ☐ That doesn't sound that bad. ☐ It just works. ☐ Never hoped I was deaf before this. ---PC Requirements--- ☐ If your PC can start, it'll work. ☐ Potato PC is enough. ☐ Everyone can play this! x I can smell circuits burning. ☐ Hello NASA? Do you have a spare PC? ---Difficulity--- ☐ Best played while asleep. ☐ This is easier than yeeting a little baby. ☐ You'll figure it out, but can you master it? x Okay, I haven't broken my keyboard yet. ☐ There is a hole in my monitor. ---Story--- ☐ A baby's first words. Doesn't really matter. ☐ This game could really use a story. x Atleast it doesn't have plotholes. ☐ Directed by Quentin Tarantino. ☐ The likes of The Last of Us/Spec Ops The Line/Portal. ---Game Time--- ☐ Boiling water takes longer. ☐ Did the game just end? ☐ I could have learned a new skill in this time. x The poles will melt before you finish this game. ☐ To Infinity and Beyond! ---Price--- ☐ You could trade dirt for this. ☐ Buy a can of coke, or this. x You earn money to have fun right? Go ahead, buy it. ☐ You can't afford this if you have a girlfriend. ☐ Made exclusively for Elon Musk. ---Bugs--- ☐ As polished as a diamond. x When it works, it works brilliantly. ☐ Better bring a bug repellent. ☐ There are cockroaches in the attic. We don't go there anymore. ☐ Developed by blind people with no arms. (No offence to blind people with no arms)