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Recent reviews by metalbear

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57.3 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Fall Guys is a game that's been hyped up for quite some time, and all the hype was absolutely worth it! This game brings me tons of joy and fits of laughter, as well as just genuine smiles on my face. As someone who deals with depression, this game actually makes me feel happy. Though it might be impossible to win in my eyes, I still have fun with it.
Posted 9 August, 2020.
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22.4 hrs on record (16.0 hrs at review time)
smash all tha hoes
Posted 11 January, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
50.6 hrs on record (22.0 hrs at review time)
This game is absolutely wholesome and adorable. I couldn't recommend it more. Even in the moments where I had tears streaming down my face, If I hopped onto this game, It'd all stop. This game is set in your own perfect little world out in the Far Far range, and absolutely nothing can make you sad. I adore it. 11/10.
Posted 4 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
This game honestly is one of the best games i've ever played! You can play as your favorite indie characters from Indie games, and fight to the death in a smash bros-type game! It was released yesterday, and I got it right away, and I don't regret it at all! Glad to be here from the start! I recommend this game,10/10

also shovel knight is best boi
Posted 11 July, 2018.
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31 people found this review funny
5.3 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
the dad jokes in this game give me a reason to live
Posted 30 June, 2018.
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8.0 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
I really like this game, I think all of the girls are pretty creative and are hot as hell. It's a really fun time-passer, and I enjoy talking with my fictional waifus. But. Why the ♥♥♥♥ is everything overpriced in this game? I mean a bouquet of flowers costs over 2.4 million dollars. A pair of shoes? Over 14 million. Care to explain?

Also, Elle and Bonnibei are the best girls. Fight me if you dissagree.
Posted 25 June, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
56.3 hrs on record (52.7 hrs at review time)
Ah, Battleblock theater. This game holds a place in my heart, not only was it one of the first games I got on steam, but I've had plenty of good memories with this game. The style is simplistic, and its quite charming and fitting for the setting that its in. The levels I think are spot on for which chapter your in, and as it gets harder, you get more determined to complete the stage. Don't let me forget about the narrator, Stamper. His tone of voice and his lines are one of the many things that made me laugh quite a lot. But what I found astonishing about this game, is that while it managed to keep a strong humorous feel to it, It had a rather deep and meaningful story to it. I mean I'm not gonna say what happens, but I'll say this for newcomers to this game, That you'll feel a mixture of joy and sadness. I also love how they made the game co-op, and we could create our own levels. Finished the story about 4 times already? Just play some community-made levels, or fight against your friends and try out insane mode!

I adore Battleblock theater. Rather it be the humor, the story, the creativity, or the determination to complete the game, every aspect of it I find is amazing. I highly recommend this for people who are looking for a fun and challenging platformer, while having a good story to get into.

oh and also the heads are cool.
my favorite one is the cupcake.
10/10

Posted 5 July, 2017.
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