Dickhead
Ted Cruz   Hercules, California, United States
 
 
  
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... on that blindingly bright day ...
... on that very day of winter ...

This is a story of disease and suffering; of medication and adverse effects; of thoracotomy scars and cellular poisons; of the living who cannot help but to die and of the dying who cannot help but to live; of a resting place other than "on 7F" or "at home".

This is a story of so many things.

But most of all ...

this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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TheInsaneDog 23 Nov, 2023 @ 11:18pm 
Whatcha lookin at cutie? You wanna rub my feet? How quaint! They’re so stinky! But I guess I wouldn’t mind if you.... lick them too....... HEHEHEH...... I’m going to have so much fun with you. What are you waiting for? Better show me a good time, or I’ll step on you! That’s right, I’ll grind your face on the pavement! That’s a good boy...... yummy!
Mon-the-Dragon (Back Home) 30 May, 2017 @ 11:27am 
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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat.
c00t 1 May, 2014 @ 10:00pm 
Send me a PM when you're online
Dickhead 20 Mar, 2014 @ 7:57pm 
o3o
Secret 19 Mar, 2014 @ 10:49am 
\o/
Secret 30 Jun, 2013 @ 11:38am 
no