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34.2 hrs on record
Outer Wilds and its DLC are an incredible experience that you can only live through once.
Truly a masterpiece.

However - The DLC is not perfect. Some will find it frustrating at certain parts, in perhaps an unreasonable way.
I encourage anyone feeling this way to persevere - the reward is worth it if you can solve it yourself.
Posted 14 December, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
351.9 hrs on record
I've played Satisfactory since it released into Early Access on the Epic Store. I played it before jumping into Factorio for the first time. If you're looking for a logistical challenge requiring the application of rudimentary brainpower, Satisfactory isn't it. It's a just series of busywork steps to get to an endgoal.
Fill the bucket full of the special color, receive neuron activation. Repeat ad nauseam.

One could argue Factorio has a similar loop and thus suffers from a similar depth problem - but they'd be wrong. Factorio has the automation tools to allow for creative expression and incredible scale. Limited resource nodes require flexibility and forethought - whereas Satisfactory only requires that you expand just a little bit further to that next node to increase your total throughput.

Satisfactory touts exploration, but realistically, you're done exploring after the first ten or so hours of a playthrough. After that it's just for fun - and it can be an entertaining distraction from base building. I'm just not sure why you'd entertain yourself that way when you could just open up Steam and do literally anything else.

I found myself dragging in the last 10%. To achieve the final bucket in a reasonable amount of time, I'd need to create an incredibly hungry production line. Even so, it only required 6-7 nodes of various pure resources with slug boosters. It wasn't challenging or thought provoking or in any way interesting - I just needed to sit down for four hours, expand my train network east half a click, tap the corresponding nodes, then burn daylight building production lines I'd mostly already created previously, but for different buckets that still needed to be filled. It was mind-numbingly tedious.

Factorio has never wasted my time.
Satisfactory refuses to stop wasting it.

Devs who read this - you made a beautiful game. We appreciate your hard work.
It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage to play.
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
People be complainin'
Adapt and overcome
Embrace the scadoosh

BAYLE, I WILL REND YOUR ROTTING HIDE
Posted 29 June, 2024.
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183.3 hrs on record (159.9 hrs at review time)
The fairest Souls game
The best weapons
The most incredible bosses
Why does it end
Posted 29 June, 2024.
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43.1 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
There is much Goo
The connector system is a bit wonky but the simplicity is refreshing.

I must ungoo
Posted 2 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
651.5 hrs on record (521.5 hrs at review time)
Gladius led me to playing actual 40k. I've gone to the NOVA Open twice now with Necrons. My wife hasn't left me yet, but if I become a Warhammer Youtuber she says she will.

Stop me before it's too late.
Posted 10 September, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
123.1 hrs on record (35.7 hrs at review time)
I can fulfill my dark fantasies of being a charming murderous scumbag.
I'll ♥♥♥♥ your wife in front of you, then kill her right after.

This creation deserves a higher metric. Let the good times roll.
Posted 10 September, 2023.
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26.4 hrs on record (19.7 hrs at review time)
Global chat is like a wholesome 4Chan.
Oh and its just a better diablo or something. Idk. ♥♥♥♥ is it fun.
Posted 24 February, 2021.
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3 people found this review funny
192.9 hrs on record (147.0 hrs at review time)
The best Elon Musk simulator since his appearance on the Joe Rogan Show
Posted 30 April, 2020.
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3,600.5 hrs on record (2,791.4 hrs at review time)
Soccer with Cars. Polished as a gem. Questionable microtransactions.

It's ok
Posted 12 December, 2019.
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