Recent reviews by Mercuryon

I was excited to play another vanripper masterwork and then I saw that you can unlock the artbook by completing the game in hard more and now I'm VERY excited!!
I'm gonna 100% this game just to unlock that sweet artbook only to buy it cuz this guy made a banger of a game with a FANTASTIC OVERALL DESIGN and having this game PLUS THE ARTBOOK FOR FREE is just a crime.

This is the best hero shooter but playing this game is like being friend with the devil

22:00- "I'll just play for ONE hour then I'll go to sleep so I can wake up early tomorrow."
23:00- "A little more won't hurt! Just enough to get some little stuff done."
5:00- "♥♥♥♥ me..."

I HEREBY VOW... YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!
BEHOLD!!! A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR!!!!
And I, IGON!!! YOUR FEAR MADE FLESH!!!

Truly one of the best action games ever made: missions gets each time better than the previus one, the bosses make you feel like you're in a mecha anime (if you didn't feel like that before) and the characters are just amazing especially Rusty my beloved

Although I don't like the lore and the bosses as much as the ones of the other soulbornes, Elden Ring is one of the most enjoyable, if not the most enjoyable. Here are some of the best npcs I ever met, a vast variety of weapons, spells and skills that'll make you start another game just to try them out and a overall beautiful world to explore.

"i got this new character for guilty gear. basically theres this one armed samurai girl except shes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers" -someone at arc system, idk

This is a good game
But are you a good person?

Great characters, great soundtracks, great gameplay
I don't have much to say about this game other than it is simply such a great fighting game!
Every character has a unique and fun playstyle, the songs in this game are so good I keep playing the same over and over without getting tired of them and the overall gameplay is a thrill

You can pet doggo
You can date waifu
You can kill Skelly
And most importantly...
You can pass all night playing this game!