Hey Jayce! It's your buddy Bill. I just wanted to reach out and see how you are doing, it's been a while since you've called and the family is starting to get worried. I can see you have plenty of time for video games such as "Elden Ring" but not enough to call home? Why is that? Did we do something to offend you? Was it because we as a family, kiss each other on the mouth? I'll have you know that's a perfectly normal thing most European families do! Please, your uncle wants a little smooch from his favorite nephew.

a QT