I'm so much better than those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ celebrity-worshipping, stupid, vapid normies who pretend to have hobbies. I like Rick and Morty, It's Always Sunny, PC gaming (witcher 3 is so underrated), Christopher Nolan and Quentin Tarantino movies, South Park (which is the greatest satire ever written and influences expresses all of my political views perfectly), weed (smoking every day will make me live forever), Elon Musk, and science, ♥♥♥♥♥! Get it? That was a subtle Breaking Bad reference, but I actually love science (which is just what you learn in academic high school classes) even though I got a C last marking period. I could do so much better if so actually tried, I'm so much smarter than everyone here. It's just my depression and general nihilism make me not really try. But I'd do so good if I did. I HATE the "can I speak to the manager" haircut, when people don't tag their post with "/s" (because I can't understand sarcasm otherwise), The Big Bang Theory (literally nerd blackface, future generations will cringe), NORMIE MEMES (but hey did you guys see that Crash "woah" meme? That's pretty dank), and women (because they don't understand that I'm really just a nice guy and won't give me a chance even though I follow the Bushido code).

As part of an attempt to prevent the country's collapse, a referendum was held in March 1991, boycotted by three republics, that resulted in a majority favoring the preservation of the union as a renewed federation. Gorbachev's power was greatly diminished after Russian President Boris Yeltsin's high-profile role in facing down a coup d'état by party hardliners. In late 1991, Gorbachev resigned and the Supreme Soviet of the Soviet Union met and formally dissolved the union. The remaining 12 constituent republics emerged as independent post-Soviet states. The Russian Federation—formerly the Russian SFSR—assumed the USSR's rights and obligations and became recognized as the de facto successor state.[18][19][20] At the same time, Ukraine declared by law that it is a state-successor of both the Ukrainian SSR and the USSR.[21] Today, many post-Soviet states have ongoing disputes both over formerly-Soviet territory and property.[22]

The USSR produced many significant social and technological achievements and innovations of the 20th century, including the world's first ministry of health, first human-made satellite, the first humans in space and the first probe to land on another planet, Venus. The country had the world's second-largest economy and the largest standing military in the world.[23][24][25] The USSR was recognized as one of the five nuclear weapons states. It was a founding permanent member of the United Nations Security Council as well as a member of the Organization for Security and Co-operation in Europe, the World Federation of Trade Unions and the leading member of the Council for Mutual Economic Assistance and the Warsaw Pact.

You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? ♥♥♥♥♥? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad.

You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a ♥♥♥, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.

Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I'll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! ...now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your ♥♥♥♥ in crazy, but DM;HS. ...this kills the redditor.

To be fair, I did ♥♥♥♥ that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it.