megaTanaka's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 3:02am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 4:36am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:19am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 3:34am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 8:36am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:50am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 10:39pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:10am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 3:47am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 10:58pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 3:15am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 10:30am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 5:44am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 5:52am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 6:04am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 6:18am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:58am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 3:40am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 3:22am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 5:01am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:15pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 10:33am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 3:55am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 10:24pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 10:24pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 10:24pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 5:29am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 6:04am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 3:45am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:49am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 3:52am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 5:52am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 5:52am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 2:38am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 2:38am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:51am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 5:52am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 4:09am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 3:13am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 6:06am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:00am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 5:22am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 6:33am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 5:42am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:17am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 6:21am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:44am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 10:30am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 4:29am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 7:12am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 6:20am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 5:01am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 8:25am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 8:25am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:15pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 6:27am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 6:27am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:54am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 4:41am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 4:41am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 6:14am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 2:35am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 6:30am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:42pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 4:09am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 5:22am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 4:55am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 6:56am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 7:46am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 10:25am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 7:01am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:09am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 7:01am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 2:49am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 4:39am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:00am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 4:41am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 4:41am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 7:19am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 5:26am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 3:09am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 9:44am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:48am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 7:53am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 7:34am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 9:23am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 7:46pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:00am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 5:09am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 5:09am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:33pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 6:02am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:26pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 7:11am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:13am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 7:24am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 6:49am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 7:20am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 3:55am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 4:41am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 4:41am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:16am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 5:26am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 8:21pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:50am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 9:23am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 5:29am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 1:54am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 6:05am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 5:55am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:15am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:15am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 7:23pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:13pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 2:42am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:16am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 2:24am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 2:49am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 7:24am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 6:49am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 4:54am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:00am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 5:44am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 5:44am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 7:56am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 7:56am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 10:09am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 8:09pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 9:06pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:59pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 8:05pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 3:19am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 9:44am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:59am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 5:48am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 5:48am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 4:20am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 10:57am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 2:57am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 2:57am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:00am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:13am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 3:30am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 8:11am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 5:46am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:31am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 1:16am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 8:39pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 8:09pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 8:50pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:05am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 9:32pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:39am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:06am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:21am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 1:50am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:04am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 10:24pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 12:11am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 2:25am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:34pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 6:07am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:16am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:16am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:38pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:39pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:15am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:39pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:39pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:35am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:58am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 6:22am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:13pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:25pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 12:16am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 8:49pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 9:05pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:06am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:39am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 4:39am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 4:03am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 8:25am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 6:24am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 6:50am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 2:28am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 5:16am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 7:03am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 4:41am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 2:41am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:34pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:34pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:27am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 6:07am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:16am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:16am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:38pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:39pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:15am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:39pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:39pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:39pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:35am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:00am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 2:27am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 4:54am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:25am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 2:24am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 2:19am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 1:00am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 10:16am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 8:39pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 8:39pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:39pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 5:51am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:56am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:40pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:15am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:39pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:39pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 5:26am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:04am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:04am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 7:17am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:59am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:20pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:47am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 3:54am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:27am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:46am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:57am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:56am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:02am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:05am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:05am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:05am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:05am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:24am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:26am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 12:10am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 1:21am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 7:44am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 7:11pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 6:38am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:04am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:04am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:08am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:50am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 5:47am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:34pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:39pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:39pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:40pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:15am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:39pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:39pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 5:26am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:04am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:04am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 7:17am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:59am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:08am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:35am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:04am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 1:18am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:08am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:08am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 1:56am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 5:42am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:47am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:53am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:58am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:04am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:28am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:51am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 3:29am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 5:10am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 5:58am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 6:50am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:02am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:27am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:32am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:32am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:54am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:56am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 10:21am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:39am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:39am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 2:12am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 6:31am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:58am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:35am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:04am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 1:18am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:08am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:08am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 12:13am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 6:00pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 4:54am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 4:54am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:08am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:08am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:13pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 12:36am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 5:44am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:50am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 3:02am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 5:01am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 5:18am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 1:14am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:20pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 7:32am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:59am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 1:16am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 6:03am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:51am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:04am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:46am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:51am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:03am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:03am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 12:00am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 3:23am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:52am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:58am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 7:17am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 7:18am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:47am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 8:57pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 7:18am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:09pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 12:09am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 10:51am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:50am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:58am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:08am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 3:05am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 1:19am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:02pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:08am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 3:05am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 1:19am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 9:37am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 1:50am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:10am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 7:32am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:06am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:39am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:39am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 4:54am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 7:34am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 4:54am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 7:51pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:03am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:16pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:13am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 3:22am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 9:02pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 5:57am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 6:21am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 5:51am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 5:29am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 7:33am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 2:18am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 6:18am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 7:13am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:03am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:03am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 3:22am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 7:59am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 8:39pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 10:07am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:05pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:08am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 3:22am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 3:22am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 3:22am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 7:05am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:42pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 8:12am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:36am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:13pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:13am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 12:00am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:27am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 6:00pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 7:23pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 2:17am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:27am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:58am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 10:05am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 10:05am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:39am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:39am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 4:04am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 9:50pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:01am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 10:17am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:05pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:08am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 7:59am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 7:05am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:38am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 7:56am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:09pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 7:11am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 2:20am