mbmichaell
michael B   Bristol, City of, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
You're only as healthy as you feel
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Island Man 4 Feb, 2018 @ 6:42am 
I don't mind giving you my ♥♥♥♥ for christmas : )
feejey 2 Dec, 2017 @ 1:33am 
Sup sexiiiieee boi?
Yazite 15 Nov, 2017 @ 10:25am 
"It's tough being a parent these days, what with all the gangs and the drugs."

"Oh yeah, drugs. You gotta have drugs."
Yazite 15 Nov, 2017 @ 10:21am 
"It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"

"I told you last night NO!"
Yazite 15 Nov, 2017 @ 10:19am 
"I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when-"
Yazite 15 Nov, 2017 @ 10:19am 
"Muh- Murphy. You are a elf, uncontrollably I think."