mbmichaell
michael B   Bristol, City of, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
You're only as healthy as you feel
Kirjautunut ulos
Island UwU 4.2.2018 klo 6.42 
I don't mind giving you my ♥♥♥♥ for christmas : )
feejey 2.12.2017 klo 1.33 
Sup sexiiiieee boi?
Yazite 15.11.2017 klo 10.25 
"It's tough being a parent these days, what with all the gangs and the drugs."

"Oh yeah, drugs. You gotta have drugs."
Yazite 15.11.2017 klo 10.21 
"It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"

"I told you last night NO!"
Yazite 15.11.2017 klo 10.19 
"I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when-"
Yazite 15.11.2017 klo 10.19 
"Muh- Murphy. You are a elf, uncontrollably I think."