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1 person found this review funny
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418.8 hrs on record (418.7 hrs at review time)
2023 recap:
ico testing
ico testing
ico testing
ico sucks, half the playerbase leaves
suggestions ignored
optimization update reduces fps from 24 to 22
tlf update (barely anything new)
owi devs go on christmas holiday
Posted 25 December, 2023.
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9.7 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
The negative comments are justified but the game itself is excellent, runs well, loads of content, and matchmaking is smooth.

It's a must play party game if you are into that stuff.
Posted 20 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
40.0 hrs on record (38.1 hrs at review time)
Story is good, if you have played Ace combat you will be familiar with this style of storytelling, the graphics are also excellent and the game is very well optimized, on my 1650,i5 10th gen i still get 50 fps on 1440p. The rest like combat is obviously good.
Posted 29 August, 2023.
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15.7 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
If you like racing games, get this.
If you like games get this.
If you like modern games with a retro flavour, get this.
If you like arcade racers, get this.
If you like sandbox games, get this.
If you aren't a giant MORONIC PIECE OF... sorry, just get this game, its fantastic.
Posted 11 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
3.9 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
The game that 40k deserved.
Posted 23 May, 2023.
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23.1 hrs on record (20.5 hrs at review time)
If I had a dollar for every crash I had playing on my broke ass budget pc with a 1650, i5 10th gen and 16 gigs of ram I would have enough money to buy a SUPERCOMPUTER. Everyone is saying the gameplay is good, and the performance is bad but how can i judge that when they don't even put players in my lobbies? The emperor better protect fatshark from the mechanicus because they CLEARLY didn't please the machine spirits of whatever computers they made this on.

To play this game,
1. Buy candles and incense, a robe of blood red colour, and various metals.
2. Augment your body so that you are 99% machine.
3. Pray to your computer for weeks.
4. If it deems you deserving to play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME WITHOUT PROBLEMS THEN ENJOY!

The emperor protect me from this dumbass game, I hope the tyranids devour fatsharks dumbass
Posted 5 December, 2022.
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3.3 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Good game, bad ending.
Posted 13 February, 2022.
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56.4 hrs on record (52.2 hrs at review time)
It's good but with the amount of braindead people playing it right now you'd be better off playing ONLY with people you know. For example, you find a body and see purple venting, you report it and give proof to why its purple. Then all purple says is "no is [YOU], i see him". Purp didn't even clarify and you're already getting voted off.
Posted 31 October, 2020.
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267.4 hrs on record (223.4 hrs at review time)
In some servers great community, decent moderators, etc. But there's also servers with no mods which are absolute chaos. Would recommend if you like to hide and cry in a corner after being chased by around 6 terrifying anomalies, like some arcadey-realism mix combat (90% arcadey), and love to chase and kill people when you're an SCP!
And also if you're just lonely.
Posted 27 August, 2020.
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22.1 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
Never seen such good story-writing and execution till now, the graphics, the voice acting, the controls everything felt really good and kept me interested in the story, the climax is truly something I will never forget. What an amazing experience! Also the cutscenes are in a league of their own.
Posted 3 July, 2020.
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