Master Fubar's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:46pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:42pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:39pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:14am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 12:10pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:21pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 2:22pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Apr @ 11:30am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:34am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:16pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:33pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:58am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:00pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:43pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:58pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:28pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:40pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:01pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:13pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:22am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:52pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 11:48am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 1:30pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 11:21pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 11:21pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 11:21pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:25pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:43pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:06pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:31pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:02am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:41pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:43pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:46pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:31pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 1:30pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:52pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:43pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:51pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:36pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:58pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:19pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 1:49am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:42pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:59pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:46pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:34pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:38pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:59am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 1:08am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 10:26pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 9:55pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:59am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:57am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 2:07pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:21pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:34am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:30am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 11:48am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 2:07pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:18pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:18pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:56am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:36pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:36pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:08pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:53am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:36pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:46pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:02am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:28pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 1:08am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:05am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 12:15pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:54am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 2:34am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 12:50pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:44am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:22pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:16pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:02pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:37am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:31am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:16pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:23pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:55am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:19am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 12:11pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:52pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:01am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:28am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:46pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:45am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:45am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:19pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:52pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:16pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:26pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:32pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 11:34pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 11:12pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 31 Mar @ 7:26pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 1:44pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:18pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:05pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:22pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:07pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:56am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:31am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:57pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:24pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 5:10am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:19pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:18am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:49pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:13pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:21am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:05am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:21pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:25am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:03am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:05am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:03am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:25am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:18pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:22pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:00am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:04am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:04am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 4:25am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 3:32pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:20am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 6:52pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:10am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:00pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 1 Apr @ 11:32am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:59pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:26pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:36pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:03pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:56am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:56am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:56am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:18pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:02pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:36pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:11pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 12:44am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 12:44am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:22am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:08am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 10:31pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 3:52pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 1:33pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:11pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:23pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 9:51pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:18pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:59pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 1:15pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 11:04pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 3:49pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:04pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:13pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 11:12pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:09am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:59pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:05pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:59pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:20pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:12pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:05am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:37am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:36am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:40am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:41am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:47am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:17am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:20am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:13am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:13am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:13am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:13am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:14am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:14am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 11:21pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:08am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:37am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:02pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:54am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:18am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:21pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:25am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:36pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:59pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:54am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:16am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 5:10am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:13pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:25pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:35pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:15am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:49pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:47pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:16pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:05am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:32pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:37am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:40am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:18am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:19am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 3:34am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:19pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:52pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:37am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 6:30pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:26am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:14pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:16pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:46pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:10pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:28am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:37pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:07am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:26pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:37am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:40am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:32am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:54am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:09am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:21pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:28pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:06pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:54am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:54am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:54am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:33pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:29am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:40am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:40am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:15am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:15am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 23 Mar @ 12:10pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:33pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 1:24am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:02pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 2:45am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 11:31am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:22pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:37pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:36pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:21am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:21am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:31am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:56am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:24am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:41am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 4:58am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 4:57am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 4:57am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:13pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:33pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:15am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:15am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:19am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:21am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:26am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:22am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:29am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:18am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:58am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:15am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:14am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:16am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:24am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:21am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:28am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:27pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:51pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:23pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:27pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 3:24pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 3:50pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:28am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 1 Apr @ 11:22am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 1 Apr @ 11:22am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:21pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:26pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:57am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 3:46am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:18am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:34am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:07pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:40am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:19am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:11pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:43pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:54am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:15am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:15am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:14pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:33pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:36am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:40am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:15am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:15am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:15am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:19am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:21am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:18pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:18pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:18pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:07pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:15am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:16am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:20am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:29am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:29am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:29am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:30am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:07pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:10pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:56am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:56am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:56am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:58am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:09am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:12am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:19am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:20am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:19pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:30pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:11pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:26pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:20pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:20pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 10:22pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:56pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:56pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:06pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:58pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:58pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:14pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:15pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 2:31am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:10pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:05pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:44am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 11:31am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:24am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:26am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:15am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:16am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:20am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:29am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:18pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:18pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:20pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:07pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:10pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:56am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:56am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:56am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:55pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 2:04am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:20pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:50pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:13pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:40am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:18am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:34am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:09pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:09pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:05am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:55pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:18pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:20am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:11pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:54pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:19pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:25pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 6:40am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 6:30pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:18pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:19pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:23pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:15am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:21am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:51pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:56am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:56am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:05pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:09pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:17pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:28am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:31pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:24pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:06pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:37pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:27pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:54am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 11:21am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:49pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 12:33pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 12:59pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 26 Mar @ 2:58am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:02am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:02am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:38am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 5:05pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:55pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 6:40am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 2:34am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:16pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:13pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:19pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:28am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:07pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:07pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:12pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:56am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:56am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:59am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:00am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 5:08am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:04pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:05pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:08pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:34pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 1:18pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:05pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:08am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 10:16pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:07pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:07pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:12pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:56am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:56am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:55pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:37am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:55pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 10:53pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:45am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:49am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 11:21am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 1:11pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:37pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:00pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:13am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:14am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:14am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:33am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:24pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:57am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:55pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:27pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 11:21am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 2:35am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:01pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:35am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:15pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:35pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:29am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:32am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:15am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:54pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:49am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 10:22pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:43pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:31pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:41pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:25pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:25pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 11:48am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:09am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:44pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:54am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:23pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:17am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:23am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:12pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:12pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:34am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:37am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 1:28pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 2:07pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 11:34pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:40am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:29pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:07pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:57am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:59am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:05am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 5:08am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:04pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:05pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:12pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:49pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 1:35pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:05pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 11:38am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 2:51pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:13am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 11:34am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 2:51pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:56am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:11pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 11:34am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:57pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 10:58pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:20pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 1:39am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:14am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:18pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:17pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:55am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:21am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:49pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:37pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:37pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:05pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:44am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 11:31am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:39am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:28am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 2:31am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:13am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:57am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:55pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:37am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 10:07pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 10:32pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:44am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:44am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 11:21am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 1:12pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:16pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:44pm