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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:34am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:14am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:50am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:31pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:27am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:37am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 6:56am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 1:48am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:14am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:35am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 5:44am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 4:47am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:01am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:54am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:16am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:15am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 6:56am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:04am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:34am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:41pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:12am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:12am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 11:45am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:50am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 6:21am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:37am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:27am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 10:23am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:09am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:16am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:15pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:15am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 11:47am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 3:09am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:08am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 11:45am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 6:27am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:35am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:53am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:53am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 6:05am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:56am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:47am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 10:23am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:14am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:24am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:51am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:35am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:15am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:38am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:33am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:44am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:31am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:27am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:58am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:42am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:00am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:30am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:57am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:12am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:05am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:13am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:17am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:16am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:14am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:33am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:12am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:54am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:20pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:51am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:08am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:54am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:43am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:43am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:31am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:47am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:47am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:45am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:36am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:51am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:04am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:25am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 12:31pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:08am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 10:50am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:42am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:51am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:23am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:36am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:56am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:16am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:14am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:51am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:07pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 9:03am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:19am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:23am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:23am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:16am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:52am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:01pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:28am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:41am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:20am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:25am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:54am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:11am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 6:59am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:27am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:38am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:01am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:23am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:33am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:13am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 6:59am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:35am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:19am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:23am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:23am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:16am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:52am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 9:05am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:51am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 2:47am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 10:21am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 6:26am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 10:11am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:15am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:24am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:20pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:31am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:05pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:22pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:30am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:54am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:54am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:03am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 8:51am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 5:54am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 12:50am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 1:31am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 5:33am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:16pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 2:51am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:52am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:58am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:17am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:30am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:24am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:38pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:19am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:31am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:05pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:10pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:53am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:46am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:58am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:53am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:27am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:00am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:38pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:15pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:59am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:04am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:45am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:50am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 1:56am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:19am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:29pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:53am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:46am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:58am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:47am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:01am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:14am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:26pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:17am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:17am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:24am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:28pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:52am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 2:11am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:01am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:58am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:53am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:52am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:10am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:01pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:29am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:17pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:08am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:00am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:54am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 2:03am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:50am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 2:26am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:44am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:54am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:37am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:17am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:35am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:57am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:54am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:37am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:52am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:52am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:58am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:11am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 1:22am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 2:44am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 5:56am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:17am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:12am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:32pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:54am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:11am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 1:56am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:34am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:31am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:54am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:25am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:46am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:00am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:50am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 12:34am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:45am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:43am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:00am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:56am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:27am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:35am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 10:52am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 1:11am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:18am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 11:27am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:16am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:01am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:24am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:26pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:30pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:48am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:48am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 2:54am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 8:55am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:33am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:46am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:54am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:46am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:49am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:53am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:55am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:11am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 1:22am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 2:35am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:18am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 11:44am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:23am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 4:20am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:37am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 1:22am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 2:03am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:33am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:11pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:28am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:12am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:50am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 1:56am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:19am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:49am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:54am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:46am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:49am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:12am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:03am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:46am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:50am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:14am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:49am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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