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Recommended

247.5 hrs on record (203.0 hrs at review time)

This game injects so much dopamine into your brain.

Pros:
- Better than sex.

Cons:
- Better than sex.

Posted 7 July, 2021.

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Not Recommended

234.0 hrs on record (215.1 hrs at review time)

With the amount of money people spend in this game for skins they could have bought smash bros instead.

Posted 25 February, 2021. Last edited 22 September, 2023.

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Recommended

277.6 hrs on record (27.2 hrs at review time)

Blood is Red
Freezing vapour is Blue
You pick up a wand
The Gods are angry with you

The game is Great
It cost my mental state
Tinker wands to no avail
Noita ♥♥♥♥ you

Posted 24 February, 2021.

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Recommended

10.3 hrs on record

This game is the perfect excuse to scream at the person you love the most.

Posted 4 January, 2021.

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Recommended

136.2 hrs on record (93.2 hrs at review time)

So after nearly 100 hours, one broken thumb, 63 achievements and major Anxiety, I can safely say that it's the best Souls-like, Metroidvania Bug's life remake that there ever was.

Yet even after all this playtime, I still can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jump.

Posted 11 December, 2020. Last edited 13 December, 2020.

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Recommended

30.6 hrs on record

Step 1: Install Night In The Woods
Step 2: ???

The Night In The Woods Incident

Posted 4 December, 2020. Last edited 6 July, 2022.

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Not Recommended

7.8 hrs on record

I paid to laugh at my friend who gets easily scared.

Game is a repetitive trash pile, but you will buy it anyways because your favorite YouTuber plays it sooo...

Posted 3 December, 2020.

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Recommended

566.1 hrs on record (206.8 hrs at review time)

-Be a divine monstrosity of doom and destruction
-Yell at your friends for not using the blood altar
-Get smacked by a flying urchin and die in one hit

10/10

Posted 25 November, 2020.

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Recommended

93.5 hrs on record (26.9 hrs at review time)

This game makes me happy because I can make my friends curl up in a corner while I make the ball go at mach 10 and destroy their mental state and will to live.

10/10 for the Funky ball game

Posted 18 November, 2020.

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Recommended

100.4 hrs on record (83.6 hrs at review time)

I went to the surface and my dad pulled out the belt on me

Posted 16 November, 2020. Last edited 21 November, 2020.

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