Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn

the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

YEEZY ANNOUNCEMENT
When you google Yeezy.com the adidas site comes before the Yeezy site Members at adidas Stop doing this Stop doing your moves to hold me back Our partnership is done You're a 60 billion dollar company that froze my accounts Now l'm back on my feet (no pun intended) and l'm not going to stand for this (no pun again) I did phenomenal work for you guys and because I stood up for myself yall tried to intimidate and oppress me everyone remembers I had major issues with adidas

because of design theft and oppression before "the tweet" side note yall know Jerry was corny and disloyal for doing work with adidas after the way they handled things I still showed up to his show that was a copy of my Hollywood bowl show being the so called bigger man but I'm never doing that again for no one It's Yeezy over everything Everyone that ever took a picture next to me that had their own clothing lines and agendas everyone knows they was acting like they were my friends to promote they weak ass fake Yeezy lines. They never wanted to truly work for the king

They wanted to use the king Get paid more than they would get paid anywhere else be yes man and be happy for any time I didn't accomplish what "we" were working towards Now they banished NO MORE HUGS Yeezy over everything I'm not here as a platform for anvone else 1 am here to dominate as I always have The Yeezy $20 dollar price is burning the game to the ground leaving only Yeezy left Everyone knows the costs in luxury fashion are way marked up I should have never even wore those Prada glasses The Yeezy.com site made 100 million dollars last year and that was with it only being up for 6 months I took the site down for 6th months to get control over my Shopify accounts People wanted to make me believe that I couldn't do this on my own We sold over a million pairs of pods and l've been working on ten other styles for the past 2 years It's Yeezy for the people Everything else was in the way If there are grammatical errors as always rewrite in the comments and I will update Thank you

Me and all my homies hate Home Alone.
Me and all my homies hate Home Alone. That movie? Overrated. Kevin? A menace. The Wet Bandits? Absolute clowns. Like, bro, why didn’t they just call the cops instead of setting up some Dollar Store Saw traps? And don’t even get me started on the sequels—pure cash grabs. Every Christmas, we boycott Home Alone and watch literally anything else. Even Die Hard feels more festive at this point. Keep that movie far away from us.