petah the horse is here

Petah

-sent from my iPhone

BROOOOOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀 I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW DONE I AM RN 😭😭😭 LMAOOOOOOO THIS VIDEO SENT ME STRAIGHT TO THE SHADOW REALM 😭💀 I WAS CHILLING, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BOOM—YOU HIT ME WITH THIS???!!! 😭💀💀 I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY WATER, IT SHOT OUT MY NOSE, AND NOW MY LAPTOP IS SHORT-CIRCUITING. MY DOG SAW ME LAUGHING AND STARTED HOWLING 💀😭 MY NEIGHBOR BANGED ON THE WALL THINKING I WAS DYING, AND TBH, I AM 💀💀💀😭😭😭 I’M SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP, AND KICKING MY FEET LIKE A TODDLER RN 😭💀 THIS AIN’T JUST FUNNY, THIS IS STRAIGHT-UP WAR CRIME LEVEL FUNNY 💀💀💀 SOMEONE GET ME A DEFIBRILLATOR, MY HEART CAN’T HANDLE THIS.

alright bud you're getting WAFFLED 😭🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇

Gay sex is actually the straightest thing possible. It’s literally pure testosterone. Afterwards you high five, grill some steak, have some beers, and maybe watch a game. There’s not a drop of estrogen anywhere near two dudes passionately ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Just two guys locked into each other’s muscular curvature. If anything, it’s mutual combat. Not gay.