Mariocd39's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 3:54pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 2:06am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 5:02am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 10:42am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:34am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:56am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:54am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:18am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 5:20am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 2:17pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 4:05am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 11:23am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 9:41am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 5:04am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 5:04am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 5:04am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 1:35pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 1:46am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 1:51am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 10:24am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 5:27am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 10:26am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 5:50am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 6:36am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 3:02am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 5:20am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:01am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 4:05am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:28am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:01am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 10:46am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:35am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:21am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:31am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:31am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:43am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 1:46am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 8:07am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 8:07am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:08am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 4:25am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:39am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 7:02am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 11:51am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:55am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:57am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:25am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:54am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 4:42am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 4:32am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 5:03am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:44am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:45am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:24am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:47am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 3:41am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 3:06am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 11:26am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:24am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:25am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:50am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:38am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 11:56am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:05am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:35am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:20am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:22am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:23am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:23am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 5:03pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:19am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 1:42pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:11am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:46am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 1:56pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:13am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:27am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:44am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:46am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:04am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:42am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 10:14am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 11:34am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:07am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:37am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:53am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:54am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:36pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:33am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:56am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:32am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:41am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:53am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:43am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:28am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:29am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:21am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 1:32pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 1:25pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 3:10am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:47pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:01am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 4:25am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:21am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 2:32am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 10:15am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:33am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:25am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:55am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:58am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:04am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:19am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:31am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:23am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:07am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:01am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:37am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:03am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:03am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:19am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:01am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:54am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:00am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:12am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:04am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 5:04am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:04am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 2:21pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:25am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:10am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:00am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:20am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:49am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:49am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:55am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:39am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:30am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:08am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:10am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:23am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:30am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:42am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:21am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:02am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:15am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:58am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:05am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:38pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:08am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:52am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:53am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:17am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:36am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:47am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:52am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:13am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:43am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:46am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:06am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:22am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:31am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:31am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:49am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:55am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:33am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:58am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:39am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:08am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:18am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:00am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 4:26am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 4:26am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 3:02am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 3:48am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 11:22am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:15am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:21am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:51am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:54am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:19am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:32am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:57am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:30am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:35am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:08am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:15am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:59am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:02am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:04am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:15am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:16am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:54am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:24am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:11am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:58am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:13am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:20am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:16am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:24am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:39am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:41am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:38am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:40am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:47am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:49am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 11:13am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 3:00am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 3:31am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:55am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 9:31am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 9:48am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:11am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:57am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:56am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:22am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:13am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:42am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:54am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:44am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:40am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:57am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:39am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:12am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:57am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:59am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:04am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:15am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:40am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:40am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:43am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:08am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:53am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:00am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:05am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:05am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:20am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:38am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:41am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:41am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:47am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:48am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:17am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:59am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:08am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:09am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:12am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:23am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:39am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:31am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:51am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:22am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:51am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 5:51pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 3:31am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 4:04pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:04am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:35am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:56am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:25am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:00am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 11:09am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 4:07am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 12:27pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:19am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:05am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:13am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:13am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:15am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:38am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:38am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:41am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:47am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:52am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:19am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:22pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:33am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:13am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:36am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:05am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:40am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:50am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:17pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:49pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:23am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:15am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:46am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:33am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:20am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:21am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:02pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:56am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 2:17pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:02am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:36am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:56am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:24am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:45am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:15am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:23am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:51am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:38am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:47am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:10am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 3:02pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:10am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 3:02pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:46pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 11:42am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 8:21am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 8:33am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 4:51am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:59am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 10:03am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:25pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 11:58am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 7:25am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:46am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:42am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:19am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:26am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:38am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:43am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:48am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:52am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:20am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:06am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 10:39am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 5:02pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:45pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:25am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:39am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:47am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:46am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:54am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:21am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:03am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:41am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 3:59am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 12:03pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 12:29pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:41am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:43am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:24am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:17am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:13am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:40am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:12am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:36pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 3:59am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 8:21am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:23am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:14am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:22am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:13am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:18pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:46pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 3:50am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 11:32am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:28pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:21pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 11:55am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:25pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 4:28am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 2:13pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 8:51am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 5:04pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:49am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:05am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:05am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:13am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:40am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:45am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 11:46am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:23am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:14am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:44am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:44am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:16am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:16am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:20pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:32pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 10:08am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 3:59pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 12:12pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 11:59am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 7:26am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 7:19am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 4:09am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:42am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 4:48am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 9:06am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:45am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:48am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 6:40am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 5:18pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:00pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 8:45am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:08am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:09pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 1:47pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 11:55am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:31am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:38am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:54am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:23am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:46am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:15am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 11:09am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 4:07am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 10:03am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:59am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:24am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:00am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:14am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:18pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:48pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:03am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 11:42am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 11:59am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 9:45am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 6:50am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 7:20am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:30am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:58am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 11:59am