Recent reviews by mari_

the bouny... 🐇

Without a doubt, my favorite game of all time, excluding Doom II and Minecraft. Cute artstyle, simple gameplay to carry the story along, really good music, and aforementioned story is my favorite of all time. Nothing else comes close to how much I love this game.

still ♥♥♥♥, but at least it's not infinitely worse than it was in 2018 like I keep hearing

this is just the mw1/2/3 remakes but stripped of the trash

I remember playing this game when it was a lil' beta thing on itch.io! I'm glad to say, it's even better than it was then, and it was already pretty fun.

big stick fun

local furry makes worst sundae ever seen, asked to leave calypso island

bro what the ♥♥♥♥ am I playing

Great survival-horror game, even playable like the classics if you know the weapons and demons well enough. Sure as ♥♥♥♥ ain't flawless, but damn do I love it.

Changes I would make:
-Holy ♥♥♥♥ This Shotgun Sucks I Need To Rework It
-Why the ♥♥♥♥ does falling from 5ft deal 10 damage??
-I will personally kick every chaingunner directly in the nuts.
-No more codes, only hacking minigames. Except for locker 666.
-Nightmare is getting a total overhaul, ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥.
-How did they ♥♥♥♥ up armor so much?
-No BFG Edition UI, that ♥♥♥♥ is so much worse.
-Sprinting and jumping need massive increases, I refuse to believe the sprint speed in this game is how fast a *trained marine* can run.

Probably more stuff that my brain refuses to show to me, but that's all I can think of for now.