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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:26pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 11:29pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 7:31am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 11:51am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 5:36am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 10:26am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:11pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:12pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:23pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:34pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 11:25pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 11:52am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:42pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:11pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:20pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 11:17pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 7:31am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:11pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:11pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:25pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 2:22pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:11pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:12pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 9:46pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:29pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 7:39pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:18pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 7:32am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 5:07pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 12:49am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 7:32am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 10:34pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 8:21am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 12:29am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:40am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 12:15am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:24pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 2:43pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:11pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 11:08am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 10:46pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 8:23am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:40pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 11:23pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:40pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:55pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:09pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 11:51am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 8:21am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 12:10am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:37am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:59pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:44pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:40pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:00pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 4:46am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 4:46am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 7:32am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 12:10am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:24pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 12:48am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:24pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:29pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 10:36pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:29pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 10:29pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 3:29pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 7:10am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 5:54pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 8:01pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 10:20pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 3:12am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 3:12am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 5:34am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 7:26am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 10:37pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 7:32am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 12:29am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 9:19pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:24pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:24pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 10:44pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 10:44pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:40pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:50pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:02pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:30pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:34pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 3:18pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 8:21am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 8:21am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 11:10pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 3:04pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 11:08am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 11:35pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 4:04am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:08pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:23pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 2:12am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 12:15am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 1:57am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 1:13am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:01pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:27pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:59pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 10:13pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 5:05pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:07pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 12:42am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 12:42am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:06pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:24pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:48pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 4:04am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 12:14am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 7:26am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 10:36pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 12:37am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 1:44pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 5:17pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 10:30pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:52pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 5:24am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:40am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 10:26am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 5:05pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 11:16pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 9:19pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 10:19pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 5:35am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 5:17pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:25pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:07pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 12:42am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 12:42am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:06pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:24pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:13pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:38pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 12:16am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:52pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:52pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 1:45pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:00pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:18pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:45pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:25pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:16pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:14pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:05pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:29pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:27pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:43pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:35pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:26pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 5:08am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:41pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:41pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:41pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:41pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:41pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:41pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 10:46pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 12:50am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 11:17pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 5:08am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:15pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:45pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 8:50pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:07pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:25pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:14pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:05pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:29pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 5:08am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:16pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:05pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 5:08am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:12pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:27pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:12pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:16pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 12:59am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:53pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:44pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 10:26am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 11:16pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:41pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:43pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:16pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:05pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 7:31pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:08pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:58pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 10:48am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:30pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:45pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:45pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:57pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:05pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 5:08am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:12pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 10:10pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 7:02pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 8:40pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:13pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:12pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:12pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:14pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:24pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:07pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 12:25pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 5:08am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:29pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 5:24am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:59pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 8:23am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 7:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:05pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:29pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:29pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:26pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:49pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:46pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 3:28pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:18pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 7:06pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 10:13pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 5:18pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:39pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 1:34am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:12pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:12pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:40pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:56pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:04pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 8:53am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:03am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:00pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:08pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:27am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:59pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 12:22am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 5:08am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 5:08am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:12pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 10:11pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 10:10pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:49pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:58pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 10:12pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:07pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:58pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 8:48pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 8:48pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 8:48pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:57pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:58pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 5:08am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 5:08am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:12pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 10:11pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:58pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 10:12pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:52pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:08pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:06am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 7:10am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:52pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 5:08am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 5:08am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:30pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:30pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 8:48pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 8:48pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:08pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:03am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:05pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May @ 11:57am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:57pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:25pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 4:37pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 7:18pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 10:42am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 9:15pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:51pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:49pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:11pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:18pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:26pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:26pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 May @ 7:20pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:58pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:39pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 8:53am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 4:51pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:59pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 11:15pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 5:34am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 1:44pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:05pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:58pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:58pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 8:48pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:08pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:03am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:32pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 12:04am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:08pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 7:39pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 10:11pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 10:19pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:49pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:58pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:10pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:58pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 8:55pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:50pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:58pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:02pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:03pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:41pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:02am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:04am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 7:27am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:40pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:41pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:59pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 10:11pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:31pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 3:37pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 8:20am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 10:30pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:22pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 5:06pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 12:15am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:52pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:29pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:29pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:58pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 10:48am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:03am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 12:58am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:37pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 7:46pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:59pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:58pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:06pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:17pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:40pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:17pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:17pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:02am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:03am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:04am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:32pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:54am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 12:14am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:51pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:00pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 3:28pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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