So I heard you like dead memes.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Burger King foot lettuce. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also The 4channer's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Burger King foot lettuce truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in The 4channer's existencial catchphrase "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those

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Go ahead, call me lonely, a simp, or horny. These are MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FEELINGS. I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with Belle Delphine. Seriously. Her cute accent, her lovely face, and her supple body drive me to horny madness. Every inch of her would be massaged and licked. When I want to finish and climax with all of my love, I would do it on her stomach, face, tits, and roll her over on her ass to blow the last of my load on those supple cheeks. I want to cuddle with her when I am done busting, and ask her how her day was, feeling each other's warmth on our naked, vulnerable bodies. S

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits.

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Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxChildMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values. Good day ma'am. Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think. ;)

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Rent free, I don't even remember you, who's the real winner here

U lost

This is very embarrassing for you champ

mash harder and maybe one day you'll be good at street fighter

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Do you want to be Daddy's silly little dumbass?

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

miku gaysune

May you're a great CSGO player, you just need to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

Kaleb, hurry the F*** up and buy l4d2. At the moment it's only 4.20 canadia bucks over here, the offer ends in about 69 hours! I've already bought it

shut up ♥♥♥♥♥

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

This isn't actually a girl it's a dude don't let their voice fool you.

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Absolutely disgraceful. Played a CSGO game with "May" (username as of February 27th, 2022) and "May called me retarded numerous times. This is all while he had zero kills in at least five or so rounds.

I think "May" extreme toxicity began in one of the earlier rounds where I, T-side of Dust II, start pushing towards long doors. I ate two nades and then fell back. "May" decided to push into long doors after I already backed out. "May" proceeded to die.

Later, "May" claimed that his teammate went into doors and backed out allowing the CT's to push in order to justify his behavior and toxicity. Valve, I know it's probably VERY HARD to report people based-on voice chat and/or comms, but take note of this very toxic person.

Anyway, "May" ended up abandoning the game, leading to a 24 hour ban from competitive. I'm assuming that this isn't the only game "May" has "rage-quit."

What the ♥♥♥♥

are you the new girl heh i thought so i’ve never seen you before cone e chee wah i’m david-kun it’s so nice to finally meet you you look just like my waifu HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH anyways i’m so sorry about the jerks in class theyre all BAKA they only want one thing not me i just like to watch my favourite anime jiu jitsu kaisen and read manga mmmalso ithinkyourereallycool kawaee desu neigh HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH nghuuh i’m sorry i’m just nervous okay it’s just well it’s just mm I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF I CAN SUCK ON YOUR NIPPLETS OKAY well what do you NNGGGH

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain

I regret all of the pre 2016 comments I deleted

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Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay

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