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🐀Doog🐀
 
 
🐀 Brother, let me tell you something. Many a day I have lumbered here by this fence and looked at this world. These fences which border this small plot of mud seem to be the edges of the Earth. But I have gazed many beyond the fence. I have watched the hills of green and the tall, slim, terrifying figures who lurk and haunt the strange barn on the far side of the hill, who appear as spectres as the sun rises at the break of day and refill the Oats, and float away without a word. Often I wonder why we are not like them, why we cannot give ourselves the oats, why we are limited and chained down by the girth of our bodies and the uselessness of our hooves. And indeed for many years this sad truth, that forever we would be trapped in this shallow frame, alone, and without purpose or direction, banished forever to wallow in our own filth, this depressed me. But yesterday I realised something. Who are we to be ungrateful for existence in the first place? Who are we to say that this life is not good enough? Instead of oblivion we have the warmth of the sun and the coolness of soil. We have fair conversations and a good night's sleep. Who am I to say that these simple comforts are no better than death? Should we not smile like the sun and bask in our happiness as the sunlight warms the soil without question or thank. So brother, let us share oats and smile and frolick as much as our girth might let us. Let us see this pen not as a prison or a hell but as a palace in which we might enjoy the best our existence has to offer. Give me some oats brother, and let us dine together. I love you. My own flesh and blood. My Brother.
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yewngi 5 Jul @ 11:25pm 
are you the new girl heh i thought so i’ve never seen you before cone e chee wah i’m david-kun it’s so nice to finally meet you you look just like my waifu HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH anyways i’m so sorry about the jerks in class theyre all BAKA they only want one thing not me i just like to watch my favourite anime jiu jitsu kaisen and read manga mmmalso ithinkyourereallycool kawaee desu neigh HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH nghuuh i’m sorry i’m just nervous okay it’s just well it’s just mm I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF I CAN SUCK ON YOUR NIPPLETS OKAY well what do you NNGGGH
CowboyFrog 5 Jul @ 8:01pm 
in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits.
Hunterbuzz 17 Jun @ 2:58pm 
Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxChildMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values. Good day ma'am. Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think. ;)
yewngi 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:46pm 
You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
yewngi 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44pm 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
allyiagc 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:56pm 
did you know by law you have to legally suggon deeznuts