Никогдабольше » Games » Cookie Clicker Stats

Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
505 of 637 (79%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:21am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:44am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:52am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:26am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:29am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:07am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:34am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:02am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:10am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:26am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:49am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:46am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:26am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:58am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:16pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:25am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:56am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:01am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:49am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:00am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:08am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:44am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:21am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:51am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:54am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:04pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:24am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:26am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:44am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:57am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:07pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:55am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:15pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:30am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:08am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:07pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:26am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:57am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:07pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:10pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:08pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:30am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 8:47am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:54am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:05pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:41am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:40am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:20am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:30am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:46am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:44am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:07pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:08pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:23am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:32am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:13am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:47am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 9:33am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:51am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:08am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:26pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:05am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 4:47am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:53am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:02am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 4:45am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:13am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:04am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:51pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:15pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:41am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 5:02am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:32pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:04am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:32am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:32am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:31am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:52am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:34am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:15pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:17pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:32am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 9:33am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 11:38am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 5:02am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:26pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:25am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 5:02am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:03am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:54am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:32pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:52am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:32am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:30am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:47pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:42am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:52am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:16pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:02am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:34am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:02am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:17pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:45pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:21am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked